If a thug was to put a gun to your head and tell you to start twerking...

[Uptown WaYo87]

subtle OP's deep dark fantasy thread

Your cousin is a bakery fresh pan of fruit cake. His sweet life victimizations in life have been presented to you as a joke scenario, sad and disgusting.

both of you nikkas would twerk till ya asscheeks were red from slapping each other, stop fronting

 

[Groanman]

both of you nikkas would twerk till ya asscheeks were red from slapping each other, stop fronting

Who knows what would happen if one would be staring down the barrel of a gun. But I can't even imagine thinking of some stuff like that. Dude's gonna to kill me if I don't twerk for him? What kind of bizzaro thinking is that?

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

Who knows what would happen if one would be staring down the barrel of a gun. But I can't even imagine thinking of some stuff like that. Dude's gonna to kill me if I don't twerk for him? What kind of bizzaro thinking is that?

chapelle show skit?

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Too much to live for. I'd be like, shyt, you want me in a costume too?

 

[Blackking]

lying ass nikkas talkinbout.. "I would take the gun... I don't even care about life"

So basically u never been around a gun.

I aint gone lie... I would turn around like I'm bout to 'perform the act', but I would get closer to the n1gga, move a lil bit.. looking for a time to take that weapon...
cuz the only thing worst than twerkin for u life- is that n1gga pullin his dikk out afterwards like, "now n1gga I want u to......"

I wouldn't dance on camera tho... I would have to get shot. Can't have sh1t like that on the internet for my sons to see. str8 up.

 

[Silkk]

I came in this thread like


Leaving like :hovlol:

 

[BruhMayne]

I came in this thread like


Leaving like :hovlol:

Thread was hilarious. @ the nigaa talking about he would gradually twerk away to safety as a getaway plan

 

[So-Chi]

Sheeeeyit

 

[Rigamortus]

where do you guys come up with these twisted scenarios

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Sheeeeyit

 

[The G.O.D II]

I could imagine you faq ass nikkas like

talking about "twerkin fa ma life ,twerking fa ma life. twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk twerking fa ma life"

 

[BedRoomI'z]

I could imagine you faq ass nikkas like

talking about "twerkin fa ma life ,twerking fa ma life. twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk twerking fa ma life"

God her shoes are

 

[The G.O.D II]

i'ma twerk so hard that i'ma lose control, fall back on to him and knock the gun out of his hand. then i'm grab the pistol and fukk him up right after i rob his ass first. fukk it, depending on how mad i am might pistolwhip the eyesight out of that motherfukker or shoot his ass. got the nerve to have me twerking to live. either way, that will be the last thing he'll ever see. one of us is gonna have to go and i plan on making it to see the next day.

Jean Claude faq Damn over here

You know your ass would do that shyt talking about "boo boo you dont need that big scary gun. I do this plenty of times " and start

 

[LurkMoar]

Im in tears, people looking at me like im crazy

 

[The G.O.D II]

God her shoes are

But that ass is