If a thug was to put a gun to your head and tell you to start twerking...

[AgentGrey]

Spoiler

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Thug: Twerk or die

Me: N1gga what you just say to me ??

Thug: **shoots warning shot in the air** I said twerk

Me: ohhhhh you said twerk..I could have swore you said something else

Commence the jiggling...@ss sound like lebron clapping the backboard

Thug:

 

[Will2x]

That's why there's so much homophobia in the hood. All these potential situations from homo thugs!

 

[Groanman]

subtle OP's deep dark fantasy thread

 

[Nintendough]

Your cousin is a bakery fresh pan of fruit cake. His sweet life victimizations in life have been presented to you as a joke scenario, sad and disgusting.

 

[Prado210]

at the scenario and some of the responses

 

[cleanface coney]

lol nikkas gone be playin No Hands at yo funeral

 

[Ill-Yaz]

I would twerk and try to get away at the same time

 

[beanz]

Your cousin is a bakery fresh pan of fruit cake. His sweet life victimizations in life have been presented to you as a joke scenario, sad and disgusting.

some of ya got no fukking sense of humor.

this thread got me

thats an easy decision for me. i would twerk with my flat ass and he would be so disgusted he would move on to the next nikka

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

Me over @ 70 years old +

Me @ under 70 years old

I'd dancing for my life wit tears in my eyes

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

I can't stand yall for this people staring at me with tears in my eyes for laughing at this shyt

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Id tell him i dont know how to twerk and ask him to show me. Then id snuff him when he began to demonstrate, disarm him, take the clip out the weapon, remove the bullet in the chamber and throw the gun and clip as hard as i can in opposite directions, and leave him 1 bullet.

 

[beanz]

Me over @ 70 years old +

Me @ under 70 years old

I'd dancing for my life wit tears in my eyes

 

[Dzali OG]

Well in the spirit of this thread....

I'd prepare to twerk by placing my hands on the wall, pausing to pull my draws up tight on my ass. So when I twerk all he would see is big ass dikk and BALLS shaking!!!

The whole time I was twerking I would have the face on...

nikka would see those dikk and balls and just move on...

I WOULD get him on another day tho...

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Well in the spirit of this thread....

I'd prepare to twerk by placing my hands on the wall, pausing to pull my draws up tight on my ass. So when I twerk all he would see is big ass dikk and BALLS shaking!!!

The whole time I was twerking I would have the face on...

nikka would see those dikk and balls and just move on...

I WOULD get him on another day tho...

Trust, if he's asking a man to twerk, dikk and balls
is what he wants to see