I wish I had saved the video..
But a few years back the wake up now mlm had fallen apart
And people were crying and scared
So this one "top of the upline" clown made a little video..
So he started with "it's a confusing time.. So let me clear my head.. I can't even think of what to say"
So he goes up in "his" airplane
(one of those hourly rentals)
And he films himself looking wistfully out the window at the ground below as it circles the airport
Been was also an aspiring rapper
And he plays a song in the background.. Basically the lyrics are bragging on himself
And the chorus was like "doo doo doo .. That's why I'm shytting on you"
So the plane lands (at the same airport
And he sits in the waiting area to record his monologue
Basically "sorry you guys lost it all on wake up now.. That's why a smart like me always has multiple hustles.. I mean, if you are hurting right now, you can come be in my downline for this other mlm
"
Like I'm not really asking you to do it.. Cause I dont like whiners and lazy people.. "But if you sign up, I'll take you back under my wing
"
And then he gets up and strolls out of the airport into a waiting limo (another rental) as "that's why I'm shytting on you" starts back up
The comments were like "this new opportunity seems promising.. How do I sign up? " and "hey, you still got room for me? I want to be a businessman #blackexcellence
"
One lone fool was like "he is scamming you, flossing with rentals, mlms are 0.1% quick money and glory,,, and 99.9% heartache and desperation "
The other commenters were lashing out at this one comment.. Crabs in a barrel, old hater, slave to the white man blah blah blah"
Those mlm videos were always fun.. The rental cars, the hotel rooms, auditoriums with screaming people, etc
