They LITERALLY make us sing a “Jody” cadence in the Army and nikkas still don’t listen
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Jody don't sleep: Stay safe military brehs
O³ (O cubed)
No more PAWGs, PLEASE??!!!??
Fat Fred Jones
Reticent
On one hand, he got what he deserved signed up for; on the other, if your ole' lady can't stay faithful for a lil measly 9 months, is she really someone worth sweating? That's not a loss. It's a tough situation to deal with, seeing as he does have a legit kid involved, but he can learn from this.
This story and lesson, amongst many, is as old as time. I hate that we as people insist on learning the hard way.
This story and lesson, amongst many, is as old as time. I hate that we as people insist on learning the hard way.
Yaboysix
That nikka
Millitary marraige fukkery! 2 already hell nawll for me..but put together
Funny how her Catholic “faith” didn’t prevent her from getting dikked down and comitting adultery.
$lim
All Star
ain’t no sense in goin home
Jody’s got your girl and gone
Mike Nasty
Superstar
She was probably fukking the dude before. He'd better run a paternity test on the first kid.
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
Bah, tax breaks, more money for dependents.... people who don’t get that this is a life long dedication. Military life isn’t guaranteed forever
NaijaProdigy Redux
Veteran
So many Ls that I lost count....why the fukk would you want to be married with a kid at 20?
Some guys never want to be home. They love being on the road or tdy. Some of the guys I had to put them on the bench for a little because I didn’t want them to use the military as an excuse for their divorce. For the ones who want to leave again right after coming back, I sit them down to make sure home is good and make sure their family is alright. The OP’s story happens a lot. I never seen the pregnancy part, but a lot of divorces happen on deployment
levitate
I love you, you know.
Well she felt a type of way let the best friend who was "keeping an eye" on her and the kid blow her back out raw. I immediately busted out laughing on some
andnmy supervisor just looks at me like
that turns into a lowkey
UPDATE
Short day, as soon as I came in and took my cover off, supervisor calls me into the office with Chief (E-7/Senior Enlisted for non-military people, who my supervisor answers to) and I'm already smelling some bullshyt is about to happen. These nikkas hate drama and they already know I'm
when it comes to this shyt so they said that I have to email dude since the wife wasn't going to apparently. 
Military emails have a signature at the bottom usually as a way to tell whoever is getting the email who you are, what your title is, etc. This is important because I forgot to remove that in the email, so the whole thing just came off unintentionally cold.
Basically went like this:
"AN/SN/FN X,
Regretfully, your wife came in and admitted that she cheated on you with Y. She has a belly bump, so I'm pretty sure she is pregnant. Considering what happened and the fact that there was a previous deployment, I wouldn't be surprised if your first child could be his as well. We're here to support you with anything you need."
Very Respectfully,
PO3/E4 Doctor Doom
USS Jody
(Phone Extension)
Chief and them wanted to see the email and they just busted out laughing and said "Damn you really don't fukk with him like that "
My ass of course didnt proofread the shyt before I sent it and that shyt just sounds like I didnt actually give a fukk (I dont but that you know how it is 
)
Probably would have actually felt bad if he tried to listen, but oh well
Short day, as soon as I came in and took my cover off, supervisor calls me into the office with Chief (E-7/Senior Enlisted for non-military people, who my supervisor answers to) and I'm already smelling some bullshyt is about to happen. These nikkas hate drama and they already know I'm
when it comes to this shyt so they said that I have to email dude since the wife wasn't going to apparently. Military emails have a signature at the bottom usually as a way to tell whoever is getting the email who you are, what your title is, etc. This is important because I forgot to remove that in the email, so the whole thing just came off unintentionally cold.
Basically went like this:
"AN/SN/FN X,
Regretfully, your wife came in and admitted that she cheated on you with Y. She has a belly bump, so I'm pretty sure she is pregnant. Considering what happened and the fact that there was a previous deployment, I wouldn't be surprised if your first child could be his as well. We're here to support you with anything you need."
Very Respectfully,
PO3/E4 Doctor Doom
USS Jody
(Phone Extension)
Chief and them wanted to see the email and they just busted out laughing and said "Damn you really don't fukk with him like that
"My ass of course didnt proofread the shyt before I sent it and that shyt just sounds like I didnt actually give a fukk
(I dont but that you know how it is )Probably would have actually felt bad if he tried to listen, but oh well
He should have listened.