Just got fired on my first day of being a Salvation Army bell ringer….

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[CouldntBeMeTho]

Reggie in a grape swisher

 

[Captain Crunch]

Spin threads byke

 

[☃ ೋ]

The title and first two sentence fragments are wild

 

[jj23]

 

[Harry Sax]

I'm glad you posted this, I stopped reading at the first smiley and was about to fire off this "body of work" neg at the op, so now I don't have to.

Newbies

 

[Harry Sax]

Reggie in a grape swisher

Everybody knows that smell breh

 

[drederick tatum]

Newbies

Been here long enough to know you lie about everything anyway, so you making a spin thread just gives you carte blanche to do what you do best, which is pretend not to live the life you really do

 

[Harry Sax]

Been here long enough to know you lie about everything anyway, so you making a spin thread just gives you carte blanche to do what you do best, which is pretend not to live the life you really do

Ok

 

[maxamusa]

Harry Sax huh...guess the Salvation Army aint an inclusive company

 

[maxamusa]

What type of hustling causes frequent encounters with flamboyant gaymen?!

AYOOOOO

 

[Oatmeal]

If it was reggie they should've just given you a verbal warning tbh

 

[TEH]

I'm glad you posted this, I stopped reading at the first smiley and was about to fire off this "body of work" neg at the op, so now I don't have to.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/think-i-just-got-the-salvation-army-donations-guy-fired-merry-xmas.1011020/

This is the original

 

[drederick tatum]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/think-i-just-got-the-salvation-army-donations-guy-fired-merry-xmas.1011020/

This is the original

Oh, I have the op of that on ignore

 

[Coolin']

How?