MLB Star Adam LaRoche Retires over his kid being in the clubhouse too much...loses 13 Million

[GunRanger]

son i'm retiring because they said you cant come to the clubhouse every day


"but now i cant ever go to the clubhouse"


"i didnt think this through son":oldshrug:

 

[Mars]

Imagine being in a hotel room getting ready to get your dikk sucked by some fine big titty female and this snot nose kid walks in and kills the entire vibe

 

[Bonafide]

Somebody research this lil Fulkerson social media. Guarantee that he let some shyt out that he wasn't supposed to. Men can't be men when kids are around!

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Kids gotta be a switch hitter. Why else would he want to hang in the locker room everyday. shytheads 14, should be home walking all over his shopholic/alcoholic mother and fukking all the young beckies in the neighborhood.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Entitled crybaby shyt.

fukk em

 

[Slystallion]

Other players felt like they couldn't have fun with the kid around...ultimately there isn't any right or wrong answers totally depends on what the mood of the club house was

On the money it obviously wasn't as significant to him and I can't knock a guy for wanting his son around now he can hang out with him every day but his soon will enter the age where he will want to do his own thing soon

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Different things mean different things to different people.

He already has hella M's. He can do what he wants.

 

[360dagod]

nikka was getting paid 13 million to bat 230 and strike out 150 times...

I would have told the lil nikka to find a bytch

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Have children brehs

You already know. :nypdpls:

Dude is retarded.

Just flipped through his Twitter photos. 99.5% probability that he's a racist.

Support your political party dismantling your country's education system so your child can hang around and grow up to be just as stupid as you are brehs.

I had to watch this dude for about 3 years while he stole money from the Pirates. He had a swing like a rusty gate and every year took about half the season to "warm up" and be worth a single damn in the batter's box. About his only positive quality (other than "being a good dude") is his beard growing ability, and even that is obviously on some Duck Dynasty shyt. I want to say "Go home and be a family man" to the breh, and am almost certain the White Sox will be better off with out him.

With that being said...at least he loves his kid and clearly isn't an absentee piece of shyt. To a certain degree, that's refreshing in its own right.

 

[King Poetic]

I hope chase Utley bring his kid to the Dodgers clubhouse every day so magic and crew can tell him no and he retires

 

[Rev]

FYI - LaRoche has earned $71MM in career MLB salary alone up to this point.

 

[Lord Beasley]

Doesn't the kid have school? :whatthefukk:
What place of business allows the employees children to hang every single day?

This gotdamn smiley got me Rollin.

But yeah, it's not like the organization banned him from bringing his son, they just told him to scale it back.

I hope he didnt have him in the locker room too

You already know. :nypdpls:

Dude is retarded.

truancy? Isn't that illegal???

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

That extra 13 million ain't gonna change his life. He's already made 71 million dollars in his career. His kid life is set I'm sure already.

This. I've seen multiple broke people on my last job walk off a $17/HR job because of principle.

Some people don't value money like others. 70 million over your career???

He can now go do what the fukk he wants everyday which looks like lame shyt that doesn't cost much money so

 

[Sauce Dab]

I'm not but some posts in here are reaching more than anything. Dude has played over a decade in the league and made tens of millions of dollars I'm sure he'll be okay
And he wanted to spend more time with his kid. Since when was that a bad thing
His time in the big leagues was getting limited anyways

 

[DynamoEAR]

:nypdpls: