MLB Star Adam LaRoche Retires over his kid being in the clubhouse too much...loses 13 Million

[GoldenGlove]

Lmao at all the supporter this quitter is getting

Somebody call DCFS

 

[Sauce Dab]

I salute him for wanting to spend time with his seed, just call it what it is; say "I'm retiring cause I want to spend more time with my family", no need to act like a petulant little kid who takes his ball and goes home cause he doesn't get his way. What if everybody on the team decided to bring their seed in to work every day? It would get real old real quick. Somewhere along the way it was gonna get out of hand.

Players do it all the time. If it was one of their better younger players they wouldn't have said anything. Losing LaRoche isn't a big loss. He's been struggling and they can find another DH

 

[FaTaL]

Yea the white soxs really care he retired, u know that owner loves getting that 13 mil back

 

[Paradise50]

man, imagine if literally any black athlete uttered something like this

nikkas on social media would go in for them

 

[mastermind]

He had his White Privilege cut off so he goes out like a bytch because the black GM pulled his hoe card.

LaRoche probably gonna find a way to blame Obama for this.

LaRoche is Mexican-American


and he is a fukking idiot. Does his son even goto school?

 

[Scott Larock]

This is gonna be good..

 

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

A white man just can't let a black man tell him what to do, even if it costs him $13 million

 

[Rekkapryde]

LaRoche is Mexican-American


and he is a fukking idiot. Does his son even goto school?

So he's self hating too? LOL at "build a fence"

 

[Rekkapryde]

A white man just can't let a black man tell him what to do, even if it costs him $13 million

I'm quite sure his teammates will miss him.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So he basically saved the whitesox 13mil cause his bum ass wasn't worth any of that

 

[mastermind]

So he's self hating too? LOL at "build a fence"

yeah man, he the worse.

I remember hearing his political views and being sickened, after finding out his dad's real last name is Garcia.

 

[Carolina Slim]

yeah man, he the worse.

I remember hearing his political views and being sickened, after finding out his dad's real last name is Garcia.

LaRoche was born in Colorado Springs, Colorado.[1] His surname was Garcia, but he changed it to LaRoche at age seven, the last name of his stepfather. "LaRoche is French, but I have no French in me", Andy LaRoche said. "My grandfather was 100% Mexican."[2] According to the 1979 Complete Handbook of Baseball, LaRoche decided to change his name because classmates often teased him because an overweight, bumbling character on the then popular television program Zorro was named Sergeant Garcia.

So this dude basically changed his name because some kids made fun of him.... Talk about weak willed...

 

[DonKnock]

Clearly he isn't big on school

Zero foresight on how that 13 Mill could be used to benefit his child and his child's children that he allegedly cares so much about

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Come to think of it, there were reports out right after they cracked down on amphetamines in the locker room that tied Laroche to shady adderall scripts too. So I hope he at least told his seed the difference between "leaded" and "unleaded" coffee in there

 

[Brozay]

Come to think of it, there were reports out right after they cracked down on amphetamines in the locker room that tied Laroche to shady adderall scripts too. So I hope he at least told his seed the difference between "leaded" and "unleaded" coffee in there

He was diagnosed with ADHD, so I doubt he was trying to hide his adderall use