Neil Tyson
YYZ
I will pay someone to slap the shyt out of me if I ever become desperate for a man.
And BTW I'm 30 about to 31. Men are not the end all be all of my existence. I'm perfectly fine without you.
Who are you saying this to?

I will pay someone to slap the shyt out of me if I ever become desperate for a man.
And BTW I'm 30 about to 31. Men are not the end all be all of my existence. I'm perfectly fine without you.

i got a client thats single with 3 cats....I was gonna say: the age she decides to get a pet.
But @KingMalik came thru and crushed the buildings.
everytime i see her....her depression comes out her poresfor men the game is reverse....we actually increase with value with age like wine....33-45 is a mans prime...thats when their established...20s is the hustle, get your ass kicked by the world years
thats why women fukk up, they wait around for prince charming instead of getting a diamond in the rough
prince charming dont exist....just find somebody that work and wont beat u...your man dont have to be perfect ladies
I will pay someone to slap the shyt out of me if I ever become desperate for a man.
And BTW I'm 30 about to 31. Men are not the end all be all of my existence. I'm perfectly fine without you.
You are a couple years older, but if by 37 for you, and 35 for me, we are both single....i commit that via planecrash in the Bermuda Triangle and you get the rights to my story and some of the proceeds. I will leave a manuscript in your po box. You have to do the following though:
-claim I was "the best youve ever had" and that i was dangerously well endowed
-if Pitbull is still alive, the rapper/singer of course, send him an audiobook i will record called
"101 reasons I wish you died with your old record label." Make sure to do a media appearance and spit on a poster of him, and yell out "kiss my ass, Pepsi". They sponsored him. They on my shyt list too
-find the guy from the old "Allen Strange" television show and have him play me in the movie. If you want, throw him some pum-pum and pretend he is me. Totally optionalBut would be much appreciated.
-get in contact with a woman named Alexa, her info pending, and tell her that i always wanted to
"eat the booty" and i am sorry i didnt ask her out during the two months we hung out all the time.
Tell her that her man aint shyt, and he can see these hands on the otherside or in a dream.
-acquire my hard drive and destroy it before they do me like Jared Fogel. No there are no child pictures on there, but im sure there is a dikk picture or ten that i forgot to delete. You can keep some.
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Literally u fill the bitter woman who don't need no man to a T

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I don't think this is all necessary true. If I had met my ideal guy (decent looking, decent job but still ambitious, easy to get along with, nice family vibe, no kids) at 18. I would still be with him. I've never dated thugs or dudes with swag. It's just sometimes those guys that are ideal when it comes to settling down overlook the girls that actually want to be with them.
yup....women just to find a nice guy thats respectful and responsible....the nikka dont need to be built like lebron, look like eris alba and have jayz personaVery true...a lot of women do not take advantage of their youth, because they think things will remain the same forever.
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So is that a yes or no. This is what i call "mutually beneficial" and i think you might be the lady to carry out these wishes.
Or we can exchange myspaces and try to hang out
So is that a yes or no. This is what i call "mutually beneficial" and i think you might be the lady to carry out these wishes.
Or we can exchange myspaces and try to hang out
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I'm 26. My time is coming.for men the game is reverse....we actually increase with value with age like wine....33-45 is a mans prime...thats when their established...20s is the hustle, get your ass kicked by the world years
thats why women fukk up, they wait around for prince charming instead of getting a diamond in the rough
prince charming dont exist....just find somebody that work and wont beat u...your man dont have to be perfect ladies
#Positivethinking
I will pay someone to slap the shyt out of me if I ever become desperate for a man.
And BTW I'm 30 about to 31. Men are not the end all be all of my existence. I'm perfectly fine without you.
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smiley?