Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

[Matt504]

nikkas talk down on escorts and hoes out here sucking dikk for 1 cigarette.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

I was a in a fraternity in college, and we lived in what was called "frat row", which was a cluster of apt complexes all joined by a connecting hallway. If you didnt know the exact room you were going and where it was taking you, you could easily go to the wrong frat.

Anyway, another house was throwing a party and I was just posted for the evening studying in my room or whatever I was doing. I go to the bathroom, and when I come out there's this girl standing in my living room (we hardly ever locked the doors). She said she got lost and was looking for the party. It was a theme party and she was dressed like alice in wonderland, and she was pretty liqued.

We made small talk. She followed me to my room. She took a couple of shots with me (under the idea she was just going to pregame some more before going to the party). She laid on my bed....You know the rest. From the moment I said hi, till the moment I was in them guts it couldnt have taken more than 5 minutes, and we hardly said a thing to each other. After...she stayed around for like 10 minutes, and then she left for the party. Never saw her before or after. College was wild.

@Zapp Brannigan knows.

 

[InDePickWest]

Guys like to think that a woman is gonna give him the P cuz of his shoes, his game, or his looks. When in reality, you have no control over whether a woman wants to fukk you or not. She might wanna bang cuz she bored, she horny or she just want the D. But guys like to think they made her wanna fukk.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Here for the lies

Yes, people getting laid easily is obviously a lie because it never happens to you.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I was a in a fraternity in college, and we lived in what was called "frat row", which was a cluster of apt complexes, which were all joined by a connecting hallway. If you didnt know the exact room you were going, you could easily go to the wrong frat.

Anyway, another house was throwing a party and I was just posted for the evening studying in my room or whatever I was doing. I go to the bathroom, and when I come out there's this girl standing in my living room (we hardly ever locked the doors). She said she got lost and was looking for the party. It was a theme party, and she was dressed like alice in wonderland, and she was pretty liqued.

We made small talk. She followed me to my room. She took a couple of shots with me (under the idea she was just going to pregame some more before going to the party). She laid on my bed....You know the rest. From the moment I said hi, till the moment I was in them guts it couldnt have taken more than 5 minutes, and we hardly said a thing to each other. After...she stayed around for like 10 minutes, and then she left for the party. Never saw her before or after. College was wild.

@Zapp Brannigan knows.

This story never gets old.

 

[The Mad Titan]

It was so free, played with it for hours

Spoiler

 

[Carlton Banks]

Back in 2012 when I used to be on twitter. I was one of them funny black twitter tweeters. It was early morning and this white girl followed me, I followed her back. Checked her page out and saw that she liked black guys. Had pics of Trey Songz, Bow Wow, Chris Brown, all them pretty boy nikkas. Soon as I seen that i knew it was easy. DM'd her, turned out she was at a college nearby, got her number and told her we was gon "chill." She invites me to her dorm room later that day and at first she started frontin, but that ain't last too long. Was only in her p*ssy for 10 mins til she told me to stop. She couldn't take it Kept saying "whoa" and "oh my god." She ain't keep me interested so next day she kept calling and I ain't pick up. Blocked her on twitter and all that. I was so impressed with myself...

 

[Vilified not verified]

You didnt find it odd some random bytch was just chillin in your front yard at 5am?

[she just happened to be walking past at the time]






post an example of the easiest time u ever let a nikka fukk. ever suck dikk for a cigarette or some shyt?

[cosign]

 

[marcuz]

this chick started intentionally kicking the back of my seat when i went to go see the first LOTR movie. after turning round like she asked if she could sit next to me, i'm like sure. she was a decent joint, bout 5'8, light skinned, long natural hair, d cup breast, bout 160 pds.

next thing i know, she reaches into my pants and starts jackin me off. as i'm starting to panic, she takes it to the next step and starts giving me head.

its literally this part of the movie and im losing my mind:



i'm receiving the best head of my life but the movie makes it feel demonic

my breh was also like 2 seats away to compound onto the awkwardness of getting head in a packed theater. we ended up leaving and going to her house to smash. almost got caught by her dad, and i didn't' realize she was on her period until it was too late.

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

Yeah, even if you're handsome and powerful in another industry, if you're dating a service industry girl, you definitely share that girl. I would never date a service industry girl, especially one at a hot spot.

Half the girls I've fukked from work had BF's,all it takes one night of them arguing and just enough liquor/drugs in their system for them to be like fukk it
And here's where I come in and go knee deep I'm them guts,after that it's a new friends with benefits

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

trains set up by friends where all u have to do it go over their house

 

[Vilified not verified]

nikkas talk down on escorts and hoes out here sucking dikk for 1 cigarette.

But i'm saying tho why bother with escorts when there's hoes out there that easy, I got a friend who knows where the escorts be chilling and he just pulls up and offers them to come to his place for booze and music and they're down so why even bother blowing your cash like these bytches really have standards out here?

 

[Matt504]

But i'm saying tho why bother with escorts when there's hoes out there that easy, I got a friend who knows where the escorts be chilling and he just pulls up and offers them to come to his place for booze and music and they're down so why even bother blowing your cash like these bytches really have standards out here?

That's why you spend your money on the best quality product you can find.

 

[Vilified not verified]

Seen a chick getting trained in the park and basicly just joined the que

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Chilling with x girlfriend at her friends home, her friend sent my ex out the room locked the door jumped in her bed and told me I might aswell join her.

Coming home from a night out i get dropped off home i've got my keys in my hand about to open my front door when i hear the voice of a women say "you got a cigarette boss?" to which I replied "what, are you gonna suck my dikk? She answered me "sure baby " so I went inside and grabbed a cigarette and she sucked me off right at my front gate at around 5am.

Another time coming home from a late night out, my friends and I get dropped of back in town and part ways I get on a bus to ride a couple stops home, a chick on the bus looks me dead in the eye and tells me "You're coming home with me ." I was like "ok then" and just went with the flow.

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