So I went to court for that counterfeit money case (update)

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I was in the court room early and shyt I see dude come into the court room with the :stopitslime: face on I was like :noah: I was sitting in the court room with all the other people who had cases that day too. So they were doing roll call and when they called my name I had to state why I was there. I raised my hand and said witness everyone looked back at me like :lupe: what happened? Are you snitching? did you see someone get bodied? So the case finally started thats when the bomb shell hit. This nikka is pleading not guilty. :snoop: so as I am going up to give my testimony im all nervous and shyt so I look into the crowd to see that this nikka brought his baby moms his girlfriend his cousins his pops his lil nephews. The whole damn squad. As I was giving my testimony I kept seeing all of their faces :wow: imagine looking into a crowd full of
:birdman: :birdman: :birdman:. I give my testimony then the judge calls for lunch. As I am leaving the room the DA comes over and says since he is pleading not guilty there is a small chance he gets no jail time.:ohhh: it didnt hit me until later that this nikka could be free walking the streets waiting to body me at the first chance :whoo:. Anywho the case got continued after lunch and I have to go back in 2 weeks.



Im leaving my username and password to @KageDaBeast just in case brehs :beli:
im give a serious reply when i stop dying from laughing :laff:

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Naw breh, counterfeit currency is taken real seriously. Like ol'boy could do some serious time. Like that is some federal shyt and not local. Department of Treasury don't play. Same with tampering with mail.
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OP gonna end up back in court looking like this...
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Stay safe breh.
 

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I was in the court room early and shyt I see dude come into the court room with the :stopitslime: face on I was like :noah: I was sitting in the court room with all the other people who had cases that day too. So they were doing roll call and when they called my name I had to state why I was there. I raised my hand and said witness everyone looked back at me like :lupe: what happened? Are you snitching? did you see someone get bodied? So the case finally started thats when the bomb shell hit. This nikka is pleading not guilty. :snoop: so as I am going up to give my testimony im all nervous and shyt so I look into the crowd to see that this nikka brought his baby moms his girlfriend his cousins his pops his lil nephews. The whole damn squad. As I was giving my testimony I kept seeing all of their faces :wow: imagine looking into a crowd full of
:birdman: :birdman: :birdman:. I give my testimony then the judge calls for lunch. As I am leaving the room the DA comes over and says since he is pleading not guilty there is a small chance he gets no jail time.:ohhh: it didnt hit me until later that this nikka could be free walking the streets waiting to body me at the first chance :whoo:. Anywho the case got continued after lunch and I have to go back in 2 weeks.



Im leaving my username and password to @KageDaBeast just in case brehs :beli:
:skip: nikka, I told you it was gonna be exactly like that. They gonna have literally rubbing elbows with nikkas fightin the city. Hate to say I told you so...actually I don't. I told you so. :pachaha: If dude gets at you, hopefully it will be quick and painless. Good luck with your safety. Told you not to go tho. :manny:
 

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breh you better go find kick-a$$ and hit girl to protect you. :bryan:at being in court and actually having to say IM HERE TO BE A WITNESS :bryan:then on top of that you had to tell that it was for some flip flops at footlocker:pachaha::why:at the amount of L's you took breh. Only thing that would have made it funnier is if you would have turned to the family like :yeshrug:its for my JOB breh and walked out.
 

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Naw breh, counterfeit currency is taken real seriously. Like ol'boy could do some serious time. Like that is some federal shyt and not local. Department of Treasury don't play. Same with tampering with mail.
^^^ This. I was on the jury of a dude that was indicted for getting paid for jobs he didn't do (oil business shyt). He sent the bogus receipts through USPS, which made it a federal case. FBI got involved and everything. He ended up getting convicted on 9 of 10 charges, and each charge carried a sentence of maximum 5 years in the pen and/or a 250,000 fine.
 
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yesterday I'm at my other job and I look at my phone I have like 6 missed calls from a number I never seen. I call the number back and say did someone call this number ? Yea this is the Durham police department issuing a subpoena for me to be in court on August 29 to testify as a witness. I'm like :whoa: this is optional right? Nope, and if I don't show up automatic warrant for my arrest :sadcam:


Since when do people get subpoenas by phone call?

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breh you better go find kick-a$$ and hit girl to protect you. :bryan:at being in court and actually having to say IM HERE TO BE A WITNESS :bryan:then on top of that you had to tell that it was for some flip flops at footlocker:pachaha::why:at the amount of L's you took breh. Only thing that would have made it funnier is if you would have turned to the family like :yeshrug:its for my JOB breh and walked out.

Your lame ass fukk for that post :stopitslime:
 
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