So this chick asked me to go to the movies but she's fukkin gross dunno if I should smash

[Software]

This chick got glued on nails and you can see the underlying finger nails
Her teeth got a gap and are fukkkin up
Her face oily as shyt
She fukkin showed the food in her mouth mid chew to me and my homie as we were sittin down eatin at a restaurant she happened to find me at when she came and sat down, needless to say I left immediately
Then this chick wanna ask me to go see a movie through a text 10 min after I left
Me and my nikka was thinkin bout tryna run a train on this bytch cuz we don't give a fukk about her just to be able to say we've done it
I ain't fukked in 2 weeks should I try and smash?
Is p*ssy really p*ssy?
The last bytch I fukked was an 8/10, this bytch a 4/10
I'm thinkin I could get some drank in and smash but I don't wanna have to kiss this ho or have my mouth anywhere near her
I haven't seen that new Cap Merica so i was thinkin I would go see that shyt wit her then bring her back to the crib and drink ya know knock to birds with one stone but I don't wanna hold this L
I'ma wear them extra thick durex brand condoms and shyt thoughts?

 

[Marezzy]

Not gonna show pics of said chick?

 

[全能の神]

Running trains is the gayest shyt ive heard
Especially if you doing it on busted chick

 

[InDePickWest]

Man, this site has some real losers.

 

[Groanman]

Hey, OP?
If this was court, the judge would laugh you right out the building.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

so this chick is busted...and you still thinking about smashing its a terrible idea..but on top of that you wanna do some homo shyt and run a train on her..

 

[GotEmShook]

toss her to the bushes

 

[Reginald Noble]

I would not be able to even get it up based on your description

 

[Reginald Noble]

Also stop fukking with Durex you trying to risk your life nikka

Only Trojan brand condoms

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

I don't get it.
Do people really run into these types of situations in real life and pause on making a final decision before they consult the coli first?
"I wanna do this but first, let me get some validation from people I will never meet"
#BetaMales

 

[the class]

If you're thinking extra thick durex.....maybe you should just watch the movie alone...

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Deciding to have sex with someone should not cause agony -

 

[Beedad]

This chick got glued on nails and you can see the underlying finger nails
Her teeth got a gap and are fukkkin up
Her face oily as shyt
She fukkin showed the food in her mouth mid chew to me and my homie as we were sittin down eatin at a restaurant she happened to find me at when she came and sat down, needless to say I left immediately
Then this chick wanna ask me to go see a movie through a text 10 min after I left
Me and my nikka was thinkin bout tryna run a train on this bytch cuz we don't give a fukk about her just to be able to say we've done it
I ain't fukked in 2 weeks should I try and smash?
Is p*ssy really p*ssy?
The last bytch I fukked was an 8/10, this bytch a 4/10
I'm thinkin I could get some drank in and smash but I don't wanna have to kiss this ho or have my mouth anywhere near her
I haven't seen that new Cap Merica so i was thinkin I would go see that shyt wit her then bring her back to the crib and drink ya know knock to birds with one stone but I don't wanna hold this L
I'ma wear them extra thick durex brand condoms and shyt thoughts?

You already holding a few L's breh

 

[The BasedFather]

Man, this site has some real losers.

First time I agree with you.

 

[Address_Unknown]

She fukkin' Gross Dunno If I wanna smash.

For the life of me, I will never get why dudes try reason with themselves (and others) about fukking chicks they are NOT attracted to.
And to make it worse, instead of worrying about your nut, you looking to include more dudes to ratchet up the L's that gonna be cranked out if you actually entertain this venture.

But hey, do you man. 'cause even If we tell you No, you going to log off the coli, start thinking stupid shyt and set it up anyways.