So this chick asked me to go to the movies but she's fukkin gross dunno if I should smash

Should I smash?


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Just go ahead and smash. Most of you motherfukkas will never learn have no standards anyway and would fukk a dead rat, so you might as well do it. :yeshrug:
 

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So you saying I should smash? :ohhh:

:lolbron: Breh, I ain't seen this chick and based off of what you've said, that doesn't sound like something I personally would smash unless I liked her well enough to overlook her shortcomings, but personally I don't have sex with women I don't find attractive and from what you've said, it don't sound like you do either.

If you just looking to have SEX and she down and you can overlook how she is, then go for it, I guess?:ehh: Ain't everybody got or willing to delay pleasure on some patience shyt like myself, 'cause personally I would have been hollering at something else and not entertaining her past the point of general friendship.

So in a sense, what I'm saying to you, breh, If I were you I'd
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until something better came along. If you having this much thought on it, you prolly shouldn't.
 

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I have to admit, I was thinking that the men who have terrible relationships with the mother of his child, unwanted children, and crazy women would unsmash that button to smithereens, LOL. But I don't know.

I'm sure the reverse is true for some women.

Me, I am very, very ass-backwards :mjlol:There are two men whom I regret not being intimate with and I have lost the opportunity forever: One was murdered and the other is in the penitentiary :shaq2:. You'd die of laughter if I told you why I didn't get intimate with either man and it's the reason why I say that I am ass-backwards!

It is Friday, madam.:feedme: I'm an eccentric (I.E. Stupid) dude who's gotten himself into some pretty funny situations that only became amusing after the smoke cleared and I didn't die or recovered(Got Priapism one time on some foolishness and got a bloody nose eating coochie) we've all got our stories, share yours. Or at the very least give an abridged version.:skip:
 

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It is Friday, madam.:feedme: I'm an eccentric (I.E. Stupid) dude who's gotten himself into some pretty funny situations that only became amusing after the smoke cleared and I didn't die or recovered(Got Priapism one time on some foolishness and got a bloody nose eating coochie) we've all got our stories, share yours. Or at the very least give an abridged version.:skip:

LOL, that's wild!

Ok, normal people want to sleep with people who turn them on.

In these two instances, I was very scared of my reactions (physically, mentally & emotionally). I didn't have sex because I seriously lost my shyt for these two particular guys. I.HAD.IT.REAL.BAD!!!

It was magical, consuming, hypnotic, other-worldly, out-of-body & overwhelming! There aren't enough words to describe how I felt - sex really does start in the mind. I know had I went ahead, I'd truly know the meaning of dikk-whipped. [G-d protects babies & fools :russ:] Let's just say that I am proof that a woman can achieve an O without penetration/oral/etc. #HeMadeMeABeliever

I hope I never meet another man who could fold me like that. #IAintReady Besides, I'm too cool to allow anyone to affect me like that! :datazz::mjlol:(I've had sex that was beyond awesome but it didn't make me come undone and I'd like to keep it like that: When it was :whew::noah::damn::whoa: I would just cuss him out. He got a big kick out it and was extremely satisfied with himself. He'd literally look at me like this ----> :myman: while I was climaxing, LOL.)

I love this song by Maxwell. It sums up my feelings (specifically the bolded) and I didn't even get the D:

Bad Habits
By Maxwell
Ah wah, ah wah lady
Lately, Lady
Make me queasy
Don't speak no sound

I want you to prove it to me in the nude
Addicted to the way you move

Honey, if anything ever should change in you
Don't worry I'm standing still
I'm moving with the right wheel

This is the highest cost,
Take you and make you off
Live you and leave you lost
Will you forgive me?

Asked out all over town
Drags you and keeps you down
Two times in a day around
Will you forgive me?

I can't control the feeling
Girl cause I know you're here
I fill you from the floor to the ceiling
Girl, I'll feel you when you comb your hair

Lady, when we lock it low (ah, ah)
We get together, it's an overdose
I'm slippin', I'm here, I'm on my knees
I feels my heart's about to explode


This is the highest cost,
Take you and make you off
Live you and leave you lost
Will you forgive me?

Asked (Asked?) out all over town
Drags you and keeps you down
Two times and I take a round
Will you forgive me?

Baby, to tell the truth
When I'm sober I jones for you
When its over I'm overdue (huh)
Girl, its no one as bad as (no one as bad as you)

You got me, you got me
You got me
Slippin' around with it
Around with it, awhile

You got me sick with this love, baby
I'm so, I'm so in love
I can't come down


This is the highest cost, oh
Take you and make you off
Live you and leave you lost (baby)
Will you forgive me? (will you forgive me?)

Asked (Asked?) out all over town (ah)
Drags you and keeps you down (and I know)
Two times and I take a round
Will you forgive me?

You're my bad habit baby
You're my, you're taking
My soul, down to the level
Can't escape the way you got me locked up baby
I gotta break from you, break from you
Break from you


This is the highest cost
Take you and make you off
Live you and leave you lost
Will you forgive me?

Asked out all over town (asked out)
Drags you and keeps you down
Two times and I take a round
Will you forgive me?

will you forgive me
will you forgive me
will you forgive me

will you forgive me (mah)
Asked out all over town
Drags you and keeps you down
Two times and I take a round
Will you forgive me?

I can't control the feelin' (feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin') huh uh
I can't control the feelin' (feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin') ha ha
I can't control the feelin' (feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin')
I can't control the feelin' (feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin')

In my soul, soul
In my soul, soul (soul or song here?)
 
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No nikka obviously not if I was a 4 this ho wouldn't put in this much work to chase a nikka
I'm about an 8
What work? a text, the cinema? How old are you?
You're both ugly virgins just go and enjoy the film
 
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idk how you could be a bigger sleazeball, here you are shyt talking a stranger who finds you attractive, thinking about doing spiteful sexual things with her involving another man even though she never really did anything to you, you're not even moving in silence cuz you're asking other men for e-props and attention, you are lying probably about more than half if not all that you're saying right now...like damn.
That girl is either seriously misguided or seriously stupid to want to even watch a movie with you. :wow:
 

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LOL, that's wild!

Ok, normal people want to sleep with people who turn them on.

In these two instances, I was very scared of my reactions (physically, mentally & emotionally). I didn't have sex because I seriously lost my shyt for these two particular guys. I.HAD.IT.REAL.BAD!!!

It was magical, consuming, hypnotic, other-worldly, out-of-body & overwhelming! There aren't enough words to describe how I felt - sex really does start in the mind. I know had I went ahead, I'd truly know the meaning of dikk-whipped. [G-d protects babies & fools :russ:] Let's just say that I am proof that a woman can achieve an O without penetration/oral/etc. #HeMadeMeABeliever

I hope I never meet another man who could fold me like that. #IAintReady Besides, I'm too cool to allow anyone to affect me like that! :datazz::mjlol:(I've had sex that was beyond awesome but it didn't make me come undone and I'd like to keep it like that: When it was :whew::noah::damn::whoa: I would just cuss him out. He got a big kick out it and was extremely satisfied with himself. He'd literally look at me like this ----> :myman: while I was climaxing, LOL.)

I love this song by Maxwell. It sums up my feelings (specifically the bolded) and I didn't even get the D:

Bad Habits
By Maxwell
Ah wah, ah wah lady
Lately, Lady
Make me queasy
Don't speak no sound

I want you to prove it to me in the nude
Addicted to the way you move

Honey, if anything ever should change in you
Don't worry I'm standing still
I'm moving with the right wheel

This is the highest cost,
Take you and make you off
Live you and leave you lost
Will you forgive me?

Asked out all over town
Drags you and keeps you down
Two times in a day around
Will you forgive me?

I can't control the feeling
Girl cause I know you're here
I fill you from the floor to the ceiling
Girl, I'll feel you when you comb your hair

Lady, when we lock it low (ah, ah)
We get together, it's an overdose
I'm slippin', I'm here, I'm on my knees
I feels my heart's about to explode


This is the highest cost,
Take you and make you off
Live you and leave you lost
Will you forgive me?

Asked (Asked?) out all over town
Drags you and keeps you down
Two times and I take a round
Will you forgive me?

Baby, to tell the truth
When I'm sober I jones for you
When its over I'm overdue (huh)
Girl, its no one as bad as (no one as bad as you)

You got me, you got me
You got me
Slippin' around with it
Around with it, awhile

You got me sick with this love, baby
I'm so, I'm so in love
I can't come down


This is the highest cost, oh
Take you and make you off
Live you and leave you lost (baby)
Will you forgive me? (will you forgive me?)

Asked (Asked?) out all over town (ah)
Drags you and keeps you down (and I know)
Two times and I take a round
Will you forgive me?

You're my bad habit baby
You're my, you're taking
My soul, down to the level
Can't escape the way you got me locked up baby
I gotta break from you, break from you
Break from you


This is the highest cost
Take you and make you off
Live you and leave you lost
Will you forgive me?

Asked out all over town (asked out)
Drags you and keeps you down
Two times and I take a round
Will you forgive me?

will you forgive me
will you forgive me
will you forgive me

will you forgive me (mah)
Asked out all over town
Drags you and keeps you down
Two times and I take a round
Will you forgive me?

I can't control the feelin' (feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin') huh uh
I can't control the feelin' (feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin') ha ha
I can't control the feelin' (feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin')
I can't control the feelin' (feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin')

In my soul, soul
In my soul, soul (soul or song here?)
Why are you sharing this on this thread? Not trying to be offensive, I'm really curious what all that has to do with this thread.

So did you fukk those two dudes that got murdered and is in prison? What was so special about them that made you feel like that? Seems like they were like any ol' thug.
 

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Why are you sharing this on this thread? Not trying to be offensive, I'm really curious what all that has to do with this thread.

So did you fukk those two dudes that got murdered and is in prison? What was so special about them that made you feel like that? Seems like they were like any ol' thug.

Erm, because @Address_Unknown and I were chatting. That tends to happen 24/7/365 up in this place :jbhmm: Is that alright with you?

No, I did not and they were not/seemed like "Any ol' thugs" Watch your mouth. They were respectively Miami's and Georgia's biggest King Pins. :ufdup:
No, seriously, they both suffered unfortunate events: The one that was murdered/killed (RIP) was caught by stray bullets that weren't intended for him but for someone he was with. Stray bullets not only seek out thugs but innocent bystanders too...unfortunately. The other guy made a hard bed for himself, for whatever reasons, and now he is paying for it. Not sure exactly what his crime was, just how long his sentence is - his mother told me when he was incarcerated and I didn't want to pry so I didn't ask.

My feelings for them were too overwhelming and intense for me and I hope to never meet any man that has that effect on me ever again. I like to be in control of myself. With them, I would have lost total and complete control and that frightened me. I don't want anyone to have that over me. I know I said up thread that I regretted not having sex with them but I know it was for the best. Those two experiences were enough to last me a lifetime.
 

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Erm, because @Address_Unknown and I were chatting. That tends to happen 24/7/365 up in this place :jbhmm: Is that alright with you?

No, I did not and they were not/seemed like "Any ol' thugs" Watch your mouth. They were respectively Miami's and Georgia's biggest King Pins. :ufdup:
No, seriously, they both suffered unfortunate events: The one that was murdered/killed (RIP) was caught by stray bullets that weren't intended for him but for someone he was with. Stray bullets not only seek out thugs but innocent bystanders too...unfortunately. The other guy made a hard bed for himself, for whatever reasons, and now he is paying for it. Not sure exactly what his crime was, just how long his sentence is - his mother told me when he was incarcerated and I didn't want to pry so I didn't ask.

My feelings for them were too overwhelming and intense for me and I hope to never meet any man that has that effect on me ever again. I like to be in control of myself. With them, I would have lost total and complete control and that frightened me. I don't want anyone to have that over me. I know I said up thread that I regretted not having sex with them but I know it was for the best. Those two experiences were enough to last me a lifetime.
You still didn't' answer the question. What was it about them that resulted in you having such strong feelings for them?
 

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LOL, that's wild!

Ok, normal people want to sleep with people who turn them on.

In these two instances, I was very scared of my reactions (physically, mentally & emotionally). I didn't have sex because I seriously lost my shyt for these two particular guys. I.HAD.IT.REAL.BAD!!!

It was magical, consuming, hypnotic, other-worldly, out-of-body & overwhelming! There aren't enough words to describe how I felt - sex really does start in the mind. I know had I went ahead, I'd truly know the meaning of dikk-whipped. [G-d protects babies & fools :russ:] Let's just say that I am proof that a woman can achieve an O without penetration/oral/etc. #HeMadeMeABeliever

:leon:Jeez. Did either of 'em know or were you on your Helga Pataki tip and just lusting from afar on some unrequited love shyt?
Honestly don't know what I'd do if I caught wind of a female feeling my entire existence on such a level.:whoo:
And you were right, shyt was funny. Reminded me of this
 
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