Spinoff: Ladies, Tell Us Stories of Men Being Oblivious to Your Advances

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I was having sex with my ex, had to pee and came back and he was watching tv, I asked if his dikk was still hard and he looked at it, said yeah and kept watching tv. I had to explicitly say I wanted to have sex before he turned the tv off.

Other than that I'm very straightforward whether it be flirting or initiating sex, I have no problem getting what I want.
bytches need to stop saying this, you cannot get ANYTHING you want :ufdup:

The girls who say this are usually the ones getting played :sas2:
 

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bytches need to stop saying this, you cannot get ANYTHING you want :ufdup:

The girls who say this are usually the ones getting played :sas2:


First of all don't refer to me as a bytch and since you apparently can't read I said "flirting or initiating sex" not anything you fukking moron.
 

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hHe type of girls who post on forums tend to be ugly introverted hoes. These ain't the kinda chicks ur checking for.
 
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act like a bytch towards you

edit...aw it said stories :leon:

Ok well I crushin on a guy at my old job real hard and i thought he showed interest too. I started acting like a bytch towards him getting all smart mouthed er time he asked me a question. Obviously he couldnt see thru it and really thought i couldnt stand him. He ended up fukkin wit some other chick we worked with....i lawse :ehh:





So how exactly does this work cause I never understood it...

women do this to me all the time... they like me, I know they like me... but they always getting smart mouthed and all that stuff

how do I take that and turn it into a touchdown?

what is she waiting for me to do?






women's perspective only, brehs, :myman: before some of ya'll roll through on that

"sl-sl-slap her of course... and wh-wh-when she hits the floor, pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and take her home." :sitdown:
 

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So how exactly does this work cause I never understood it...

women do this to me all the time... they like me, I know they like me... but they always getting smart mouthed and all that stuff

how do I take that and turn it into a touchdown?

what is she waiting for me to do?






women's perspective only, brehs, :myman: before some of ya'll roll through on that

"sl-sl-slap her of course... and wh-wh-when she hits the floor, pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and take her home." :sitdown:
Because I'm waiting on u to understand my complicated self and be my man
 

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que pasa?


I dont understand. You're speaking another language right now.

Break it down further for us coli brehs that don't understand the way a woman's mental process works. :sas2:
Theres two types of females in this world: Women that are mature enough to show that they are into by being very nice and flirtacious and then u have the Helga Patakis (me) who are too insecure/immature to come out and say how much they like u but gives u just as much attention by being a bytch. :mlaff:
 
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