The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[010101]

for a legit handsome nikka life is perfect

if you having problems they are due to things outside of being genetically superior and receiving constant favor in daily life*

what's the use if you're dimed out but you're a dunce*

 

[BujuBoombastic]

Lucky skunts....

 

[Big Boda]

Just got back from subway this green eyed cougar sista was on my case she worked there. My 2nd order slipped my mind so when I was about to pay i was like "oh and let me get an italian" usually that ticks em off that u wait till they close to the register to order again I said my bad. She was like "u lucky u got such a nice smile i forgive u." One thing I notice is that when a girl likes your smile she will go out her way to make u smile whether its with jokes or straight up trying to tickle you.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

Just got back from subway this green eyed cougar sista was on my case she worked there. My 2nd order slipped my mind so when I was about to pay i was like "oh and let me get an italian" usually that ticks em off that u wait till they close to the register to order again I said my bad. She was like "u lucky u got such a nice smile i forgive u." One thing I notice is that when a girl likes your smile she will go out her way to make u smile whether its with jokes or straight up trying to tickle you.

This part is true though.
My brethren Boda getting hoes from left to right.

I hate when girls tells mi, I have "nice eyelashes" or " Trey Songz lips"...

 

[Big Boda]

My brethren Boda getting hoes from left to right.

nah im just on my paper all this stuff happens either when I'm at work or running errands lol

I only want The One u feel me? all that baby mama drama, divorce, heartbreak and misery over some bomb sex aint for me.

self induced drought going till I click with a bad one who'll watch kung fu movies wit me.

I think this stuff keep happening back to back because they can smell the abstinence on me lol can't hide who you are.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

nah im just on my paper all this stuff happens either when I'm at work or running errands lol

I only want The One u feel me? all that baby mama drama, divorce, heartbreak and misery over some bomb sex aint for me.

self induced drought going till I click with a bad one who'll watch kung fu movies wit me.

I think this stuff keep happening back to back because they can smell the abstinence on me lol can't hide who you are.

I'm on that path too, sorta. I want to make bread too, but the women mane, the women...

I'm 20 years old mane. I try my best to go on that abstinence road but it's difficult. You see the girl on my avi, she send mi that, and a couple of "private" pictures if you know what I mean ( even though I NEVER ask her for anything, she just send it cause she wanted to)... She's not really my type, but she's persistence/hoesh...

I just want to finish school and make bread. But the temptations... Ladies I talked to asking if I have a main piece, and I have to lie, and they looking at mi like ..

How you deal with theses temptations?

But salute to you my brethren. Chase that success...

 

[Big Boda]

How you deal with theses temptations?

But salute to you my brethren. Chase that success...

she sent u dat? i said cot dayam. ... i dunno man sometimes u just gotta gone head and get sprung lol im playin

Seriously find that thing in life you're very passionate about it could be anything if you wanna be an engineer or artist. once you Know what you wanna do your passion and motivation will guide you straight out of traps with the quickness. You'll see opportunities to escape getting caught up.

You Literally can be anything you want breh. dat girl ass is fat tho

Real issue is if you get in an accident is she gonna be there for you? get your mail? call your family? cook for you? hell nawl. If you find a fat booty ride or die chick then stick with her while she helps you chase your dreams. Alot of fine ones out here will crush your dream instead through bomb sex.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[FinesseKing]

My only complaint is fat women seemingly throwing caution to the wind and trying to get at me like they have a chance unless it's April and daddy need some new Giuseppe sneaks.

 

[Bless't]

My only complaint is fat women seemingly throwing caution to the wind and trying to get at me like they have a chance unless it's April and daddy need some new Giuseppe sneaks.

They seem to have no shame in their game. They keep their thirst level high while pretty girls are "nervous" or "shy". Women do not like being rejected so it seems the larger ladies do indeed throw caution to the wind while the prettier ones play the wall to be chosen. Eh, it is what it is.

 

[Womb Raider]

Ain't no use being handsome if you ain't tall

Or if you're balding

Eh, that's not true for the most part.

I'm 5'7 and I still get a good amount of women. Sure, there's been times where the taller guy has been chosen before me but honestly who gives a fukk. I still get mine and the lightskin/baby face/curly hair/freckles kills a lot of females out there.

The real problem is when everybody wanna say you a player just because you're handsome. Nah ma, I just like to have options since most of you bytches out aint gonna do me right anyways.

 

[Krazy]

Sub's

 

[Big Boda]

Ran into the racial dynamic on friday. Went to the vape shop to reup on juices. Its set up kind of like a bar when you go in. White dudes on stools and benches vaping. Atmosphere changes when I come in browsing juices. The white lady behind the counter is super excited to see me. Being extra nice telling me shes seen me visit a few times already basically she talking my ear off smiling.

Now it becomes obvious the white dudes didn't get all that happy treatment because they looking like I'm trying to play mack daddy because of how She's acting. After I buy my juices she smiles and reaches to shake my hand telling me her name and all and we say bye. I say "take care guys" to the dudes *crickets...* shyt was awkward.

Make me wish there were black owned vape shops but its all good I can get em by mail but Postal service be slippin sometimes.



TLDR: When a female puts extra focus on you jealous dudes act like its Your fault even when u not trying to be a playa.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

bump​

 

[AngryBaby]

-Being utilized for validation by false prospect women needing to give themselves a boost

-getting blatant compliments, agency cards/recommendations, and girls approaching, one day, but then not happening for a few days or a week or two after that can fukk with your head, and have you thinking you're not on point if you aren't getting ridiculous attention.

-Some girls you're actually talking to won't give you any compliments if their lives depend on it.