The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[Bless't]

-Being utilized for validation by false prospect women needing to give themselves a boost

-getting blatant compliments, agency cards/recommendations, and girls approaching, one day, but then not happening for a few days or a week or two after that can fukk with your head, and have you thinking you're not on point if you aren't getting ridiculous attention.

-Some girls you're actually talking to won't give you any compliments if their lives depend on it.

Yup.

"he probably hears it all the time. He doesnt need to hear it from me."

 

[BujuBoombastic]

The lifestyle.

 

[Monster]

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[O.G.B]

One thing thats annoying if you in school is when the teacher start hatin'. A shorty go out of her way to work at the same table as you then act like yall focused on the project while she putting her body on you.. then..

Mr. Davison "UH YOUNG LADY! I want you to work over There"

cause he peep her low key slow windin' you lol
This one girl in class was like "hey Boda imma get this pencil real quick don't move.."
breh.. my Arm still remember how much warm leg and cake she put on me squeezing by to get that pencil. had to fight not to make the face

One day I was down about my exam results, she looked at me and was like *gasp* "whats the matterrrr??" and hugged my head. I was missin' signals left and right lol.

Hilarious! At this one job I had as a youth, the same thing would happen to me on a regular basis. Whenever new chicks would get hired, they would sit them with some of the veterans for training.

I always noticed they either had me work with some guy or a old ass lady with no sex appeal while they would shutter the fine women or females that you could tell were freaks away from me & it was obvious as hell what these hating ass female managers were doing.

 

[UpAndComing]

Or when I catch em staring and they get stuck for a minute after they notice I see them, trying to pretend they wasn't enamored

Happens to me everyday

 

[Dak Pickscott]

the jealousy from nikkaz broker/richer than you is

 

[Captain]

Circle-jerk thread

 

[Big Boda]

Fresh awkward story from the dollar store Today. I go in and the shopping baskets and carts are gone so i carry my items to the line up front in my hands...I'm met by white mother and her adult daughter in front of me ..

The Mom:" Thats a lot of stuff, you can put your stuff in our cart while you wait "
I say thanks and put my items in the top part of the cart... then I see the daughter's face..inside im like "i fell for it here we go" the mom was trying to plug me in with her daughter lol. I'm looking everywhere but at them because the blond haired daughter in leggings is looking like Slim Shady in the face plus I only like sistas. Mom tries to spark conversation lol "whatcha got there noodles? they have the chicken in em huh bet they're good" I say yeah... Daughter leans toward me and says "you need a home cooked meal" I did the The only way to avoid all this was to be mean and thats not me.

 

[UpAndComing]

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[aaaaaaa]

As a good looking mexican I often get picked first when the trucks start pulling up at the Home Depot

 

[Redwood]

I've noticed people are either pretty cordial with you or just to play you for a chump for cheap thrills.

 

[CinnaSlim]

Too many options.

 

[Redwood]

Too many options.

It's self explanatory for you CinnaSlim,

 

[Ghost_In_A_Shell]

Reading through some of this thread...











I must be one ugly dude

times 100

 

[SheWantTheD]

Just read through this entire thread and it's almost 3 am.. .

Edit: deleting all that sh. Don't know why I wrote all that out.

Fukk bragging bout your looks.