What's The Pettiest Reason You've Bushed A Chick?

[bogey_j]

she jokingly said she wouldn't take my last name if we ever got married (I have a goofy last name)

fukk that hoe

 

[General Mills]

Bish told me her middle name. Said it was "Lil Trina" i was like ok. So your middle name is Catrina


She said naw. Lil Trina


Me - oh you mean Trina?


Her - i SAID LIL TRINA



Me - hol hol hol up. How do you spell it?

Her - L I L T R I N A.

Me - holll holll holll up!! You mean to tell me on your birth certificate it says LIL TRINA


Now this whole time i think she is playing. She is dead motherfukkin serious. Looking at me like



So i say. LIL?? Like Lil Wayne?


She cut the whole convo short.



Later im home and i think... if me and her get exclusive... how can i introduce a chick who has Lil Trina on her birth certificate to my parents.



Bushed her right then. Called her and said this will not work but i hope you have a nice life.

I could not take her serious after that

 

[Strapped]

Liar

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

I bushed quite a few chicks:

1. Her fingers weren't feminine enough, had chipped nail polish

2. Said Rakim was better than Big Daddy Kane.

3. Butt was little.

4. Was a liar.

5. Didn't keep her hair neat enough.
6. Her kicks turned up in the front. Got mad when I called her kicks "apple turnover" and "bubble fronts". We was in the bed and I saw them on the floor in the corner and started dying laughing, we just smashed and I sparked a blunt. I kept rounding on her kicks and after a while she laughed. I never spoke to her in school again.

 

[cheek100]

Chick pulled up in a box chevy
At the time I didn't even have a car either

 

[Blankthawtz]

this some Seinfeld shyt...

 

[patscorpio]

She didnt want to see a scary movie

 

[Mandarin Duck]

A chick left me on "seen" once.

I blocked her.

 

[Princess Coco]

I think I got bushed for not playing video games once

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

ugly feet/toes

 

[Yehuda]

Said Rakim was better than Big Daddy Kane.

 

[number21]

She didn't enjoy my teasing of her.

 

[Quiet Magician]

2. Said Rakim was better than Big Daddy Kane.

Rakim is better than BDK.

 

[AlainLocke]

I bushed quite a few chicks:

1. Her fingers weren't feminine enough, had chipped nail polish

Lol I thought I was the only one...

 

[collateral.]

In iMessage you can “like” “love” add exclamation, etc to a text. Instead of replying to my text using actual words, this lazy bytch would just like my text. That shyt piss me the fukk off, I never seen anything like it. Tossed her to the bushes