DamienWayne
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Chick was perfect and rich but she had no ass at all, I couldn't do it I hope I didn't fukk up
LmaoBish told me her middle name. Said it was "Lil Trina" i was like ok. So your middle name is Catrina
She said naw. Lil Trina
Me - oh you mean Trina?
Her - i SAID LIL TRINA
Me - hol hol hol up. How do you spell it?
Her - L I L T R I N A.
Me - holll holll holll up!! You mean to tell me on your birth certificate it says LIL TRINA
Now this whole time i think she is playing. She is dead motherfukkin serious. Looking at me like
So i say. LIL?? Like Lil Wayne?
She cut the whole convo short.
Later im home and i think... if me and her get exclusive... how can i introduce a chick who has Lil Trina on her birth certificate to my parents.
Bushed her right then. Called her and said this will not work but i hope you have a nice life.
I could not take her serious after that
Bushed her because she was too perfect. Beautiful in and out., educated, talented, own house, drove a nice sports car, had both parents, could cook. Chose a in da club, in them streets thot bytch over her
My ex haitian, my last spanish. She refuse to carry ly dominican name.. I said guess we will never get married and i dont do hyphens.. fukk it i refuseshe jokingly said she wouldn't take my last name if we ever got married (I have a goofy last name)
fukk that hoe
she farted on facetime. Had some bass to it too, didnt call her ever again
Me - hol hol hol up. How do you spell it?
Her - L I L T R I N A.
Dumb ass nikkaChick was perfect and rich but she had no ass at all, I couldn't do it I hope I didn't fukk up