What's The Pettiest Reason You've Bushed A Chick?

[Tom Foolery]

This was when I was young.

-Wouldn't fukk on the second date. Got back with her a few years later then bushed again because of arm fat (she had a kid).
-Didn't call me back the same day after an argument. She did called me the day after, but didn't care.
-Wasn't lady-like enough for me.

 

[Marco Andretti]

She had glasses n told me she didn't

..

Said she looked like Lisa Raye but she didn't

..

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Rakim is better than BDK.

Rah fronted on the battle. Do your googles.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Breh, I'm serious.

 

[ChatGPT-4]

Her breath smelled. It wasn't until we started making out that I noticed, and then I cut it short but it was too late, my breath smelled like her breath until I got home

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Her breath smelled. It wasn't until we started making out that I noticed, and then I cut it short but it was too late, my breath smelled like her breath until I got home

I know that feeling

 

[Doobie Doo]

I ain't gonna front I had a sneaking suspicious she had some bedwench tendencies in her that was gonna surface eventually, any time we talked about anything black she would always say "our people." "Our people aren't the most supportive of my ideas." Instagram was all photos of her being the only black chick at white parties. I smelled a wench stench emanating from her.

 

[Alfred0Santana]

In iMessage you can “like” “love” add exclamation, etc to a text. Instead of replying to my text using actual words, this lazy bytch would just like my text. That shyt piss me the fukk off, I never seen anything like it. Tossed her to the bushes

shyt that ain't petty at all. You did as you should have.

 

[blockburna420]

We was going on our first date but she didnt tell me she broke out in hives b4 i picked her up

 

[Yehuda]

Rakim is better than BDK.

I know right

 

[HUSSLA'S P.]

Gonorrhea.

 

[Man]

She had way too many condoms in her crib

Me: "Erm I think the last condom popped "

Her: "Grab one from inside that nightstand over there "


*opens drawer*

Me:

 

[King Poetic]

Broad didn't know how to make french toast

 

[getmoney310cpt]

bytch only called me when she wanted to smoke

 

[patscorpio]

I bushed quite a few chicks:

1. Her fingers weren't feminine enough, had chipped nail polish

2. Said Rakim was better than Big Daddy Kane.

3. Butt was little.

4. Was a liar.

5. Didn't keep her hair neat enough.
6. Her kicks turned up in the front. Got mad when I called her kicks "apple turnover" and "bubble fronts". We was in the bed and I saw them on the floor in the corner and started dying laughing, we just smashed and I sparked a blunt. I kept rounding on her kicks and after a while she laughed. I never spoke to her in school again.

loldenzel

• patscorpio
• Jun 13, 2016