Wow.....Disney's Pocahontas movie is MESSED UP. I mad right now.

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

I know it's a movie more geared towards girls but I swear 'fo Lawd more nikkas need to see this

I just watched that shyt for the first time today...I was watching my lil niece for my sister, and she put the movie on for her before leaving.....I was in the kitchen on my laptop, but I still caught parts of the movie as she watched

So this is what I basically saw....now tell me if ANY of this shyt seems right to y'all ....

- colored dude (Coco-um, might be spelled wrong) is promised to marry the finest colored bytch in all the land (Pocahontas)

- colored bytch seems like she ain't into him like that even though dude obviously cares for her and is a strong protector

- white men hit the scene

- colored bytch meets one of the white men (John Smith); this c00n-ass bytch gonna fukk around and fall in love with him

- colored dude catches the cac foolin' around with his woman.....HIS woman, mind you......

- colored dude rushes them, tries to kill the John the cac-tist

- then this other cac weakling.....this.....this fukkin' CAC-LING.....comes by outta nowhere and the colored dude, killing him....then he runs away like the cacling he is

- other colored nikkas come by and capture John the cac-tist

- other nikkas sentence John to death; war is declared between the cacs and the nikkas ; Okay, so things are starting to go right......

- just before John the cac-tist gets killed, the fine colored bytch gets in the way and tells her daddy how much she loves him
- This bytch's love for the white man is so strong , so pure and so good , that her pops calls a truce between everyone, and damn near everyone co-signs except the cacs' leader, who is then restrained by them

- all the nikkas who was JUST riled up over their fellow warrior's death, are now bringing John the cac-tist and his cac friends baskets full of food and shyt

- John the cac-tist goes back home with the other cacs, but not before the fine colored bytch kisses him and declares her love for him again......


- THE MOTHERfukkING END ......



.......SO....SO HOLD UP.....SO HOLD THE fukk UP......THIS MUTHAfukkA DIED FOR NOTHING, RIGHT? AND NOBODY DID shyt ABOUT IT IN THE END?!?!

NOBODY PAID FOR IT? NOT JOHN? NOT THE CACLING? NOT NOBODY?!



GET MARRIED, BREHS

 

[Brofato]

That movie is all kinds of bullshyt.

Let the nostalgia chick break it down even further for you though.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Man fukk Disney abc espn and all that shyt fukking Jew propaganda for some little dikk white men who secretly lust for minority women.

Everything is manipulated by these cacs.

Bu....bu....but whites love black athletes

Yeah bytch same way Leo's character in django loved rooting for his slave ****** to beat the other slaves owners "pet"

Same for rappers.

fukking sambo ass nikkas

shyt ain't change but the chains brehs

Yes I'm mad.

 

[yo moms]

 

[Spoonz]

Disney is racist they wouldn't even give the black princess a black man.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Disney is racist they wouldn't even give the black princess a black man.

fukk um

 

[Lord Scion]

I beef with that movie is.... the bytch jumped off a waterfall.

I'm from VA and currently stationed in Yorktown.... ain't no damn waterfalls for at least 200 miles.

In all seriousness.....

-she never fell in love with the dude
-dude did get shot, and had to go back to England (they told her he died)
-she was captured and held ransom by the cacs so her father can return their prisoners and weapons
-while captured she eventually married some other dude
-he took her back to England, then she found out the original dude didn't actually die and had a wife and kids
-then she died


the end

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Man fukk Disney abc espn and all that shyt fukking Jew propaganda for some little dikk white men who secretly lust for minority women.

Everything is manipulated by these cacs.

Bu....bu....but whites love black athletes

Yeah bytch same way Leo's character in django loved rooting for his slave ****** to beat the other slaves owners "pet"

Same for rappers.

fukking sambo ass nikkas

shyt ain't change but the chains brehs

Yes I'm mad.

You do know Walt Disney was antisemitic right?

 

[Luke Cage]

Disney is racist they wouldn't even give the black princess a black man.

what was that dude anyway? it was like they were being deliberately shady with his race so they wouldn't offend anyone.

 

[MostReal]

Disney off the charts breh

teaching the acts of Meritorious Manumission to our kids (save cacs and their property & you will be accepted)

you don't even want to know about the OG Bugs Bunny and them cats. Look it up its on the forum

 

[Spoonz]

what was that dude anyway? it was like they were being deliberately shady with his race so they wouldn't offend anyone.

yeah they basically made him racially ambiguous to keep it safe.

 

[Mr. Pink]

I liked Pocahontas. Wonderful music.

 

[Deadpool1986]

I know it's a movie more geared towards girls but I swear 'fo Lawd more nikkas need to see this

I just watched that shyt for the first time today...I was watching my lil niece for my sister, and she put the movie on for her before leaving.....I was in the kitchen on my laptop, but I still caught parts of the movie as she watched

So this is what I basically saw....now tell me if ANY of this shyt seems right to y'all ....

- colored dude (Coco-um, might be spelled wrong) is promised to marry the finest colored bytch in all the land (Pocahontas)

- colored bytch seems like she ain't into him like that even though dude obviously cares for her and is a strong protector

- white men hit the scene

- colored bytch meets one of the white men (John Smith); this c00n-ass bytch gonna fukk around and fall in love with him

- colored dude catches the cac foolin' around with his woman.....HIS woman, mind you......

- colored dude rushes them, tries to kill the John the cac-tist

- then this other cac weakling.....this.....this fukkin' CAC-LING.....comes by outta nowhere and the colored dude, killing him....then he runs away like the cacling he is

- other colored nikkas come by and capture John the cac-tist

- other nikkas sentence John to death; war is declared between the cacs and the nikkas ; Okay, so things are starting to go right......

- just before John the cac-tist gets killed, the fine colored bytch gets in the way and tells her daddy how much she loves him
- This bytch's love for the white man is so strong , so pure and so good , that her pops calls a truce between everyone, and damn near everyone co-signs except the cacs' leader, who is then restrained by them

- all the nikkas who was JUST riled up over their fellow warrior's death, are now bringing John the cac-tist and his cac friends baskets full of food and shyt

- John the cac-tist goes back home with the other cacs, but not before the fine colored bytch kisses him and declares her love for him again......


- THE MOTHERfukkING END ......



.......SO....SO HOLD UP.....SO HOLD THE fukk UP......THIS MUTHAfukkA DIED FOR NOTHING, RIGHT? AND NOBODY DID shyt ABOUT IT IN THE END?!?!

NOBODY PAID FOR IT? NOT JOHN? NOT THE CACLING? NOT NOBODY?!



GET MARRIED, BREHS

 

[MekaCatt]

[quoteI'm Billy FUCO!!, post: 5653585, member: 1860"]

I know it's a movie more geared towards girls but I swear 'fo Lawd more nikkas need to see this

I just watched that shyt for the first time today...I was watching my lil niece for my sister, and she put the movie on for her before leaving.....I was in the kitchen on my laptop, but I still caught parts of the movie as she watched

So this is what I basically saw....now tell me if ANY of this shyt seems right to y'all ....

- colored dude (Coco-um, might be spelled wrong) is promised to marry the finest colored bytch in all the land (Pocahontas)

- colored bytch seems like she ain't into him like that even though dude obviously cares for her and is a strong protector

- white men hit the scene

- colored bytch meets one of the white men (John Smith); this c00n-ass bytch gonna fukk around and fall in love with him

- colored dude catches the cac foolin' around with his woman.....HIS woman, mind you......

- colored dude rushes them, tries to kill the John the cac-tist

- then this other cac weakling.....this.....this fukkin' CAC-LING.....comes by outta nowhere and the colored dude, killing him....then he runs away like the cacling he is

- other colored nikkas come by and capture John the cac-tist

- other nikkas sentence John to death; war is declared between the cacs and the nikkas ; Okay, so things are starting to go right......

- just before John the cac-tist gets killed, the fine colored bytch gets in the way and tells her daddy how much she loves him
- This bytch's love for the white man is so strong , so pure and so good , that her pops calls a truce between everyone, and damn near everyone co-signs except the cacs' leader, who is then restrained by them

- all the nikkas who was JUST riled up over their fellow warrior's death, are now bringing John the cac-tist and his cac friends baskets full of food and shyt

- John the cac-tist goes back home with the other cacs, but not before the fine colored bytch kisses him and declares her love for him again......


- THE MOTHERfukkING END ......



.......SO....SO HOLD UP.....SO HOLD THE fukk UP......THIS MUTHAfukkA DIED FOR NOTHING, RIGHT? AND NOBODY DID shyt ABOUT IT IN THE END?!?!

NOBODY PAID FOR IT? NOT JOHN? NOT THE CACLING? NOT NOBODY?!



GET MARRIED, BREHS [/quote]

This post was hilarious! Thanks i needed this lol

 

[Deadpool1986]

Disney off the charts breh

teaching the acts of Meritorious Manumission to our kids (save cacs and their property & you will be accepted)

you don't even want to know about the OG Bugs Bunny ant them cats. Look it up its on the forum