Wow.....Disney's Pocahontas movie is MESSED UP. I mad right now.

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I know it's a movie more geared towards girls but I swear 'fo Lawd more nikkas need to see this :wtf:

I just watched that shyt for the first time today...I was watching my lil niece for my sister, and she put the movie on for her before leaving.....I was in the kitchen on my laptop, but I still caught parts of the movie as she watched

So this is what I basically saw....now tell me if ANY of this shyt seems right to y'all :what:....

- colored dude (Coco-um, might be spelled wrong) is promised to marry the finest colored bytch in all the land (Pocahontas)

- colored bytch seems like she ain't into him like that even though dude obviously cares for her and is a strong protector

- white men hit the scene

- colored bytch meets one of the white men (John Smith); this c00n-ass bytch gonna fukk around and fall in love with him :mindblown:

- colored dude catches the cac foolin' around with his woman.....HIS woman, mind you......

- colored dude rushes them, tries to kill the John the cac-tist

- then this other cac weakling.....this.....this fukkin' CAC-LING.....comes by outta nowhere and :bustback: the colored dude, killing him....then he runs away like the cacling he is

- other colored nikkas come by and capture John the cac-tist

- other nikkas sentence John to death; war is declared between the cacs and the nikkas :blessed: ; Okay, so things are starting to go right......

- just before John the cac-tist gets killed, the fine colored bytch gets in the way and tells her daddy how much she loves him
- This bytch's love for the white man is so strong :wow:, so pure and so good :wow:, that her pops calls a truce between everyone, and damn near everyone co-signs except the cacs' leader, who is then restrained by them

- all the nikkas who was JUST riled up over their fellow warrior's death, are now bringing John the cac-tist and his cac friends baskets full of food and shyt

- John the cac-tist goes back home with the other cacs, but not before the fine colored bytch kisses him and declares her love for him again......


- THE MOTHERfukkING END :wtf:......



:wtf:.......SO....SO HOLD UP.....SO HOLD THE fukk UP......THIS MUTHAfukkA DIED FOR NOTHING, RIGHT? AND NOBODY DID shyt ABOUT IT IN THE END?!?! :mindblown:

NOBODY PAID FOR IT? NOT JOHN? NOT THE CACLING? NOT NOBODY?!



GET MARRIED, BREHS :damn:


Be 20 years late on subliminal entertianment CaCery based on real life CaCery, brehs :skip:
 

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You do know Walt Disney was antisemitic right?:usure:

Walt Disney the person was a racist/anti semite. But thats ancient history. Walt been dead 60 years. Jews run Disney at the present time like the rest of entertainment/media. Its current CEO is Robert Iger, previous to that it was Michael Eisner who took over for Michael Ovitz. Jews been running shyt for that company for at least 25 years
 

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:wtf:

I know it's a movie more geared towards girls but I swear 'fo Lawd more nikkas need to see this :wtf:

I just watched that shyt for the first time today...I was watching my lil niece for my sister, and she put the movie on for her before leaving.....I was in the kitchen on my laptop, but I still caught parts of the movie as she watched


People need to stop assuming that because they tell you it's geared towards kids, that they should actually watch it. More people need to steer clear of Disney programs.
 

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I beef with that movie is.... the bytch jumped off a waterfall.

I'm from VA and currently stationed in Yorktown.... ain't no damn waterfalls for at least 200 miles.

In all seriousness.....

-she never fell in love with the dude
-dude did get shot, and had to go back to England (they told her he died)
-she was captured and held ransom by the cacs so her father can return their prisoners and weapons
-while captured she eventually married some other dude
-he took her back to England, then she found out the original dude didn't actually die and had a wife and kids :russ:
-then she died


the end

What goes around comes around :banderas:
That stupid hoe :banderas:
 
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