gmb

Women ain't shyt

:wow: I don't agree with #GMB in reality but this song is a masterpiece though

Straight comedy...

I just saw this on tv :dwillhuh: He might be #GMB now. All that time and money gone... Was it ever in good hands? :ohhh:

Backstory https://www.thecoli.com/threads/shae-butter-baes-wedding-day-is-coming-up-but-we-gonna-go-for-drinks-as-friends.758146/ I'm hoping I get the p*ssy

Jokes and fukkery aside :dahell: I don't mean RIGHT NOW. Actually, I don't even think I mean the title :patrice: If YOU don't wanna get married then that's you, but to make it a campaign??? :why: We need marriage and strong black families... If you don't get that, then... It's either :ufdup...

‘My wife made a fool of me.’ She secretly saved $40K and didn’t mention she was fired 6 months ago. I drove an Uber on weekends to pay the bills. What now? On a GMB scale of zero to 10, this rates close to a 10. You are left with so many painful questions. How could your wife watch you leave...

Oh and she got pregnant by him. Couldn't fit all the fukkery into the thread title. :hhh::picard::mjtf: A married nursery worker had sex with a 13-year-old boy and had his baby, a jury heard today. Leah Cordice, 20, from Windsor, walked into the boy’s bedroom where he was playing computer...

Part 1 :banderas:

(The text says shes mrs. Lansky now, possibly a Jewish cac?? :hamster:) Whole time yall.had her pegged as the single, childless, over the hill thot. :mjgrin: In reality she was playing the long game and uoeno it :jawalrus:

Billionaire with a tech empire who possesses zero common sense or experience with women. How else would he have gotten the texts? Bezos' nose is too wide open to put 1 and 1 together.

Of course, we all know the meanings and outside derivatives, but who were the first posters to post them in the form that got so popular that nearly every poster after them adopted them into the official Coli lexicon? :jbhmm: Also, who was the first poster to coin the phrase “Get married...

I've heard a couple of suspicious things over the past year but today was one of the most egregious :picard: This mf took a phone call and starts whispering like "ahah ha :takedat:, so you calling now :takedat:. Of course i had a good time last night, i slept GREAT :ahh:. You know the...

Marriage Story https://youtu.be/BHi-a1n8t7M Didn’t see a thread on this, mods please merge if there is one. Anyway, just saw this. I recently got engaged so this movie was kind of like a horror movie for me at some parts but damn, I’d say it’s the best relationship flick I’ve seen since...

So what we had a month ago meant nothing?:mjcry:

Turns out I been smashing his chicks cheeks for a min:mjlol: I saw her riding with, having the :merchant: face, her nikka was mad as hell too, had his kid riding too. She never spoke much about em but said he do be throwing tantrums and shyt:patrice: Breh tried to follow me, but I had that...