$1,000,000: Which would you rather go against w/ a knife. A Gorilla or a Hippo?

[RhodyRum]

2 months... A gorrilla is literally ten times stronger than the strongest human. A small orangutan would easily fukk you up as well.

It appears you negroes need to visit your local zoos so you can see how physically inferior you are to these beasts in the wild. Humans are like food in these streets. Your large brains are designed to enable you to realize this thereby avoiding such scenarios, but it appears alot of nikkas brains aren't evolved yet.

This is the PERFECT ribbon to tie this conversation up in. Holy sh!t @ the fact that some of these internet supermen see hippos as some fat, dumb, slow, soft animal. Just... wow

 

[King Crimson]

on second thought if I could put a shyt load of food out in front of a hippo and run some tests first like sling shot some cantaloupes at it from a distance to see if it responds. And it doesn't respond, then I'd do that shyt. put a big bowl of hippo puppy chow down then overhand toddler slap it on the butt and haul ass

 

[RTF]

Well not beating on anybody but you see that sound that gorrila made and charged at the dude
I dont want no parts

That nikka German? Them cats got some cold fukking blood.

 

[King Poetic]

Neither

The gorilla reflexes is superior than humans and can kill your ass within 5 seconds

the hippo can up to 25mph and u really think a fukking knife will phase a beast where u need at least a 350 grain 44 magnum bullet in the right spot to kill a hippo

Can u dumb nikkas leave your belongings and savings account to me when u die

 

[mortuus est]

not quite a beating but the lol factor is

Well not beating on anybody but you see that sound that gorrila made and charged at the dude
I dont want no parts

lool yoo these rillas dont play

 

[Camammal]

do we get prep time ?

 

[bnm8907]

Lmao. Death isn't the goal. Just slap it and run like hell.

My goal is the cash. Nobody said the animal has to be alive.

In the words of Ivan Drago "if he dies he dies"

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

On land or the water?
I'd take my chances with the hippo on land.
Slap it on the ass and run into the jungle/trees where I have the agility advantage. Or jump onto a truck or something.
I don't see myself escaping from a gorilla in any scenario though.

 

[sfgiants]

anybody that said hippo is a stupid ass idiot

 

[USSInsiders]

damn imagine getting long dikked by the gorilla

 

[MF_BREW]

I knock the fukk out of hippo and bodyslam a gorilla.

 

[rapbeats]

This is the PERFECT ribbon to tie this conversation up in. Holy sh!t @ the fact that some of these internet supermen see hippos as some fat, dumb, slow, soft animal. Just... wow

yall dont want any parts of a hippo. NON, ZERO PARTS>

 

[Ikwa]

Hippo... I could run and possibly use some sort of strategy

This nikka said "use some sort of strategy" :mjkkk:

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I would just pick out a baby or a sick looking hippo and not only slap it but strangle it and fukk it just to have that on my resume

 

[Egomaniacal1]

If you did not pick the hippo in this what if scenario, kill yoself you dumb bytch.

Gorillas can climb and reach up under shyt to get you...either strategy would checkmate a hippo. Slap it and climb a tree or get under something. I don't give a shyt how fast it is cuz I ain't gonna be trying to outrun it anyway, all that speed can be negated.