$1,000,000: Which would you rather go against w/ a knife. A Gorilla or a Hippo?

[Sugar]

Do y'all nikkas seriously think y'all can outrun a HIPPO???

This site man

nikkas think they'd beat a chimp, knockout a kangaroo, survive a week on fukkING SNAKE ISLAND WITH VIPERS, and now it's outrun a hippo

I'm fukking dying

 

[-InFeRnO-]

you never said what type of knife



Get one good shot at a hippos head and

You call that a knife?

THIS is a knife

 

[Gunshi]

neither if you enjoy living

hippos are extremely aggressive and kill more humans than any other animal

they dont even know

 

[Primetime21]

Do y'all nikkas seriously think y'all can outrun a HIPPO???

This site man

nikkas think they'd beat a chimp, knockout a kangaroo, survive a week on fukkING SNAKE ISLAND WITH VIPERS, and now it's outrun a hippo

I'm fukking dying

 

[el_oh_el]

I think people think hippos are slower than they really are...

 

[BocaRear]

Well not beating on anybody but you see that sound that gorrila made and charged at the dude
I dont want no parts

damn, that gorilla hit him with the

 

[Thoughts]

Looks like Ide stay broke

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Yeah there is a HUGE misconception I am seeing people have on hippos.

 

[The Don]

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Hippos can run up to 30 mph and gorillas have the strength of 10 men but yall would take the mill....I'd pay $1,000 to see what would happen to the person that took the $1,000,000

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[Hiphoplives4eva]

Both animals would easily murk anyone fukking with it. Leave this deal alone.

 

[The_Sheff]

this is how I know ya'll don't know shyt.

Hippos kill more people than any other animal in Africa.

Those attacks occur in water though. Im not gonna slap the hippo when its in the water. Sure the hippo is faster than me on land but it isnt agile at all. Id slap him near the woods and be out. The gorilla cant swim but as soon as you slap him he is agile enough to turn and hit you. One hit from the gorilla and you done. The hippo has to actually bite you. I might stab his mouth when he opens it.

If i HAD to choose one id choose the hippo.

 

[Formerly known as...]

Do y'all nikkas seriously think y'all can outrun a HIPPO???

This site man

nikkas think they'd beat a chimp, knockout a kangaroo, survive a week on fukkING SNAKE ISLAND WITH VIPERS, and now it's outrun a hippo

I'm fukking dying

Got me here laughing at this shyt because it's true. Nikkas on here truly believe everything is simple and matter of fact

 

[newarkhiphop]

Do y'all nikkas seriously think y'all can outrun a HIPPO???

This site man

nikkas think they'd beat a chimp, knockout a kangaroo, survive a week on fukkING SNAKE ISLAND WITH VIPERS, and now it's outrun a hippo

I'm fukking dying

don't forget they can also fight pitbulls

 

[The Guru]

Give me two months to train. If i can build my strength and technique enough to slash that gorilla's throat. Do some research first

 

[Amulet of Immortality]

I'd smack the hippo first, Gorilla has hands like ours so