$1,000,000: Which would you rather go against w/ a knife. A Gorilla or a Hippo?

[aXiom]

Hypothetical animal situation thread + coli nikkas = instant comedy.

Last week it was snake island, this week it's a hippo and a gorilla. Next week it'll be a blue whale in a life raft with a toothbrush shiv for a year's rent, and nikkas will still come up with winning scenarios.

 

[Yinny]

Neither. I plan on being buried with all my limbs and parts, thanks.

 

[Raiders]

Use the knife to rob the nikka offering $1,000,000 for this task

 

[L68]

 

[Michael's Black Son]

I would need one of those Michonne swords to stand a chance with either

 

[FaTaL]

 

[Jazzy B.]

Clowns on here daring to clown the Hippo

Skip to 3:00

then get back to me

 

[Larry Lobster]

7 pages on this thread

 

[TXTrill1]

I'm sure everybody's gonna say gorilla..that's a no brainer.

 

[Max Power]

I'll take my chance with a gorilla. they already got other problems on their mind.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

You have to try and arouse these type of animals. Try to stroke their cocks

 

[FaTaL]

Clowns on here daring to clown the Hippo

Skip to 3:00

then get back to me

 

[FaTaL]

I'll take my chance with a gorilla. they already got other problems on their mind.

got damn hes swoll

 

[unit321]

All you have to do it walk up to one of these animal and slap the sh:t of them and you win a million dollars. We'll give you a knife for safety. Which animal would you slap first?

It's a trick question. You would die or get seriously injured doing it to either the gorilla or hippopotamus. You couldn't enjoy the million dollars afterwards.