[1/24/16] The Official Royal Rumble 2016 Thread Live from Orlando, WWE Title defended in the Rumble!

[BurnSlow]

Braun does look great physically, but damn dude throws the worst most unconvincing punches ever , and just moves awkwardly in general. Also, for a big intimidating looking dude, he's pretty goofy looking in the face if things don't go right for him as far as a push they'll give him soon, I could easily see him as a dancing face and taking more L's than Mark Henry

He should be gravy standing next to Harper (great fukking worker), Wyatt (one of the best mic men they got right now) and Rowan (decent worker all-around). But the WWE keep these boys getting sonned. If they pulled the trigger on Bray and let him shine, he could have Braun wrecking havoc on dudes. Striking fear into them. They should have a few opportunities to sit atop the E before Wyatt and the boys lose their luster. They probably already have.

Let this Kathy Bates looking jobber take his place as his brother's sadistic hitman, who is looking for acceptance. Straight taking dudes out with vicious chopblocks(PG Era) and maybe a signature prop. I could see him being a heat magnet for them with his smile and whiny ass voice.

 

[CBoz]

Braun does look great physically, but damn dude throws the worst most unconvincing punches ever , and just moves awkwardly in general. Also, for a big intimidating looking dude, he's pretty goofy looking in the face if things don't go right for him as far as a push they'll give him soon, I could easily see him as a dancing face and taking more L's than Mark Henry

His selling is so bad, when he gets punched, etc he looks likes he is swatting at flies or something. They brought him up w/o ever having a NXT televised match and it shows every time he does stuff.

 

[Skyjacker]

There were a lot of missed shots like Kofi's elimination and also this http://i.imgur.com/pIn20u5.jpg

 

[BurnSlow]

There were a lot of missed shots like Kofi's elimination and also this http://i.imgur.com/pIn20u5.jpg

Sasha done took Bex spot. I hate it had to be you playa but

Can't keep greatness on the bench forever.

 

[Spyro]

They need to add more stips to matches because it gets boring seeing the same old shyt. Make the New Day/Usos an elimination tables match, the divas match a 20 minute Iron Man match etc etc. We've already seen the matches on the card 3-4 times, add a stip to make it interesting

 

[Skyjacker]

Sasha done took Bex spot. I hate it had to be you playa but

Can't keep greatness on the bench forever.

I'm curious to see the alignments because Sasha and Charlotte are both heels. I knew Sasha was going to be more focused on come wrestlemania season.

 

[CJ]

How many times can wrestler a throw wrestler b over the ropes. Then a turns around and walks away. as b hangs on by a hand. when a could have easily finished him off.

Yeah they had AJ doing that way too much. He'd literally flip a guy over the rope and turn around/walk away instantly. Actually there's a particular point where he does it twice back to back in a 5 second span, lol.

 

[R=G]

and y'all wanted Sasha to have the title within a month instead of building it towards mania

Who the fukk wouldn't want her to have the belt? You nyggas was on here acting like Nikki Bella was the $hit after all the ENDLESS STOP and GO pushes....they suddenly want to act right with Sasha. You have a comical amount of trust into the booking...after all the shaky $hit done to Kofi, Shelton, Big E, Henry, Miz, Ryder..all kind of people who got over big (RVD, Bryan, Punk, Ryder). LOL. Naïve. Child like. We all figured they had Sasha winning all the time for a reason and WM season was it.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

AJ's theme goes so fukking hard

One of the greatest pops in the history of our sport maggle
This and cm punk at money in the bank are the most entrances ive ever seen

 

[R=G]

There has been a few times over the last year and a half they could of TRULY made Ambrose. Put him over like a TRUE no bull$hit superstar. Last night was another one of those chances...great win and title defense to kick off the show. Owens looked great last night too but they had him lose to a 46 year old relic that was getting silence before the Daniel Bryan program Hilarious. The booking for Lesnar and the title...it's gonna be pure comedy in TX And the greatest sports entertainer of all time will be holding court over anyone in the driver's seat watching the charade go down in person

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

And this aint even half of the reactions
Wait till swagsuke come post mania

AJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AJ STYLES

shyt!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AJ fukkIN STYLES

AJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

AJ Styles!!!!

Yooooooooo

AJ STYLES!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shyt

AJJJJJJJJJJJJJ BABBBBBYYYYYYY

Its lit

OH MY fukkING GOD!!!!!!!

HOLY shyt!!!!!

THE FUKKING PHENOMENAL ONE

Yooooooooooooooooopppppplloopp


God here

AJ!!

AJ STYLES!!!!

THERE HE IS

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

AJ

Welp, gotta down these three shots.

BJ Techniques himself

Rusev thought he eliminated him

His face was priceless! :DEAD:

He's eliminated

Edit: WHO THE fukk!?!

AJ AJ AJ AJ AJ

THAT THEME IS LIT!

Damn. No cdq. I accept being wrong..also his theme is fire

Servers break the gawd is here

I legitimately just screamed like a bytch over this!

AJ's theme is dope as fukk

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

 

[R=G]

I legitimately just screamed like a bytch over this!

lol

 

[R=G]

Man..it looks SO BAD to have Reigns come back in at #29 for revenge after Lesnar and Stroman got tossed out. It's like he was ducking them...comes back super healthy with no ails like Austin from 2001..he was all busted open and could barely walk after being ambushed. So it made sense when he finally got in and was selling his ass off..then you had the Rock who was in the match for 20 minutes taking on everyone and he was in a car wreck..so it all equaled out when they finally came face to face for that huge pop and faceoff. Roman? "Hey, take a break and come back in 25 minutes after the true threats are out". Roman's booking is so bad..it's a sad thing to see. Dudes thought he was on easy street because of him winning Philly over....he was never on easy street because they may have went soft but spots like Seattle, LA, and others won't be. And I definitely don't see TX cheering for him or Cripple H...might be Goldberg/Lesnar level anger.

 

[Lo-Co]

When Shinsuke Debuts........

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Man..it looks SO BAD to have Reigns come back in at #29 for revenge after Lesnar and Stroman got tossed out. It's like he was ducking them...comes back super healthy with no ails like Austin from 2001..he was all busted open and could barely walk after being ambushed. So it made sense when he finally got in and was selling his ass off..then you had the Rock who was in the match for 20 minutes taking on everyone and he was in a car wreck..so it all equaled out when they finally came face to face for that huge pop and faceoff. Roman? "Hey, take a break and come back in 25 minutes after the true threats are out". Roman's booking is so bad..it's a sad thing to see. Dudes thought he was on easy street because of him winning Philly over....he was never on easy street because they may have went soft but spots like Seattle, LA, and others won't be. And I definitely don't see TX cheering for him or Cripple H...might be Goldberg/Lesnar level anger.

Lol