1st Annual Coli Simp Versus Battle: Mint Condition v Boyz 2 Men

Whose Artistry Was the Simpiest?

  • Mint Condition

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • Boyz 2 Men

    Votes: 25 92.6%

  • Total voters
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Simpin was somewhat acceptable in times past due to the fact that women were restricted to simps in their immediate circle.

It became an epidemic once social media opened up the channels for national and multi-continental simping to occur.

Add in the fact that social media was already turning more and more young dudes into introverts, not to mention the ease of access to porn, and here we are.

Once women began to realize that they could achieve their dopamine high of getting attention from men on the internet if they stripped, and the huge quantity of men at their disposal, they became monsters.

It's the perfect storm created by social media specifically and the internet at large.

Nearly every young woman in America is on the internet naked... and I can see how at the onset, many of us thought "naked women on the internet? Count me in"

But instead of this leading to a never ending supply of p*ssy, it has instead led to an age where men and women are having less sex, due to warped ideals that have been shaped by our internet conditioning.

What a time to be alive.
















With that being said, you should add a poll. I pick Boys to Men.
Duly noted!:russ:
 

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Simpin was somewhat acceptable in times past due to the fact that women were restricted to simps in their immediate circle.

It became an epidemic once social media opened up the channels for national and multi-continental simping to occur.

Add in the fact that social media was already turning more and more young dudes into introverts, not to mention the ease of access to porn, and here we are.

Once women began to realize that they could achieve their dopamine high of getting attention from men on the internet if they stripped, and the huge quantity of men at their disposal, they became monsters.

It's the perfect storm created by social media specifically and the internet at large.

Nearly every young woman in America is on the internet naked... and I can see how at the onset, many of us thought "naked women on the internet? Count me in"

But instead of this leading to a never ending supply of p*ssy, it has instead led to an age where men and women are having less sex, due to warped ideals that have been shaped by our internet conditioning.

What a time to be alive.
















With that being said, you should add a poll. I pick Boys to Men.
When is your simp thesis coming out :ohhh:
 

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Boys 2 Men had a whole song dedicated to it so they gotta be number one

:francis:


Geez had no clue!


But Mint Condition was outchea dirty macking!

They was hittin em with that “I’ll save you from your boyfriend” energy.:wow:

“You don’t have to hurt NOOOO MOOOOOORE!”

But then again Boys 2 men in this song was:whoo:

That man said he’d never walk again…until she came back to him.:wow:
 

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Yo I was in family dollar or some shyt on Christmas Eve in a long ass line, End of the road playing and I'm sitting there listening to the lyrics like :hhh:

Especially Wayna, shaking his head every fukking where, begging, pleading, when I was a kid I thought that was a beautiful song. Now I'm like...I see why it's the end of the road, you nikkas were disgusting. Your girl somewhere letting your voicemails play while getting dogged the fukk out.
 

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I wonder how many black marriages this song saved though. Beautiful song, but still :hhh:
 

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Which music artist will win? Whose music catalog promoted simping the hardest?

First Simp Vs. Battle:
Boys 2 Men vs Mint Condition

Future Possible Battles:

Joe vs Brian McKnight
Jodeci vs Dru Hill
Drake vs Himself
:lolbron:
Neo vs Bruno Mars

Inspired by @Neo The Resurrected ONE and his rant against simping.
Hmm... I get that they sung sappy Love songs for the ladies but I can't remember any super simp songs by either on them.

Well then again This is pretty simpish
 

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Hmm... I get that they sung sappy Love songs for the ladies but I can't remember any super simp songs by either on them.

Well then again This is pretty simpish

Listening to it now and reading the lyrics the song sounds ridiculous, They didn't even say what he did yet the boyz cried all over the track.

This was a hit and didn't sound crazy at the time, Women in america really fukked up You can't even make a song like this nowadays this was the type of music that was all the rage back in the days.
 

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"Until you come back to me, I'm down on bended knee"

Boyz II Men get the voicemail, Jodeci get the draws...
Jodeci really came through and crushed the R&B buildings. Before them nikkas wore suits and sang about Love these church boys from Charlotte came through with this:



They and R Kelly ended the simping era of music.
 
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