2 Common Chimpanzees vs Giant Panda

[Zombi_Jeezus]

I can't believe there's actually people in here thinking a p*ssy ass panda actually stands a chance. The chimps will rip the pandas genitals off from the get-go. The panda will just lay there in shock as it bleeds to death. The last thing it sees will be the chimps playing hackey sack with it's mangled junk.

 

[cobra]

y'all sleeping on my man Po

chimps getting washed

 

[Man Down]

Lol, y'all seriously underestimating chimpanzees. They eat their enemies and weaker members of their group. The power that they possess is about twice that of an average adult male (5'8-9, 185-205 lbs) and that's just from climbing all damn day. Imagine a chimpanzee that is from a warring group, and is used to combat. 1 chimp is definitely pulling it's weight against 1 panda, let alone 2.

 

[Hellmont]

I can't believe there's actually people in here thinking a p*ssy ass panda actually stands a chance. The chimps will rip the pandas genitals off from the get-go. The panda will just lay there in shock as it bleeds to death. The last thing it sees will be the chimps playing hackey sack with it's mangled junk.

Lol. Chimps are only 2-3 times stronger than the AVERAGE adult male and this panda is 2-3 times the chimps size. The chimp extends its arm to rip off the pandas nuts and it's hand is bitten off

 

[---]

Yeah, one chimp is overpowering 2 animals 2-3 times it's size with longer teeth

Go watch a chimp documentary and you'll see savage ass animal that murder for and torture for pleasure. Talking about the chimp.

Pandas mission is to chew and gnaw bamboo, chimps mission is murder and laughs while doing it. Two different animals were talking about here. Plus chimps attack with a strategy, not brute force. Chimps would stalk the panda for months and after attacking it and hurting the panda they wouldn't kill it outright they would torture it. I can't stress this enough for the torture it would be fun for for them.

Panada could fend off one chimp, as weight becomes an issue. Usually heavier animal wins in nature but not with chimps. Two chimps panda is certainly dead!

 

[OneManGang]

Go watch a chimp documentary and you'll see savage ass animal that murder for and torture for pleasure. Talking about the chimp.

Pandas mission is to chew and gnaw bamboo, chimps mission is murder and laughs while doing it. Two different animals were talking about here. Plus chimps attack with a strategy, not brute force. Chimps would stalk the panda for months and after attacking it and hurting the panda they wouldn't kill it outright they would torture it. I can't stress this enough for the torture it would be fun for for them.

Panada could fend off one chimp, as weight becomes an issue. Usually heavier animal wins in nature but not with chimps. Two chimps panda is certainly dead!

nikka you talking about chimps like they serial killers FOH

"Stalk for months...torture it...."

 

[Hellmont]

Go watch a chimp documentary and you'll see savage ass animal that murder for and torture for pleasure. Talking about the chimp.

Pandas mission is to chew and gnaw bamboo, chimps mission is murder and laughs while doing it. Two different animals were talking about here. Plus chimps attack with a strategy, not brute force. Chimps would stalk the panda for months and after attacking it and hurting the panda they wouldn't kill it outright they would torture it. I can't stress this enough for the torture it would be fun for for them.

Panada could fend off one chimp, as weight becomes an issue. Usually heavier animal wins in nature but not with chimps. Two chimps panda is certainly dead!

I've already seen many chimp documentaries. Chimpanzees are torturers not efficient killers like Lions or Tigers, they don't know HOW to kill quickly. They don't bite on your neck or sink their fangs in your skull to kill you.
Look up Andrew Oberle, a 23 year old who was dragged by 2 chimps and fought them for hours.
Chimps don't even know how to kill humans properly so what makes you think it will kill a fully grown panda

And this is a fight to the death in the octagon, no hiding, running or stalking

 

[Cuban Pete]

Pandas are the most bytch made of the bear family with Chimps being the most demonic of the ape

This fight is fixed

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

ThI don't even think they would sanction this




It just ain't in them brehs

 

[KOohbt]

nikka you talking about chimps like they serial killers FOH

"Stalk for months...torture it...."

I'm weak af

 

[bangbreh]

A chimp would simply rip off the Hippos horn, and bite through its skin (even though high caliber bullet are used to pierce through its skin)

A horned hippo

 

[Premeditated]

pandas would be food in the african jungles

 

[Gold]

You really tried to say they don't have heart like this a damn prize fight?

Pandas are barely even seen in the wild, much less videos of them fighting. Stop confusing captivity behavior with behavior in the wild. There's no situation where a chimp kills a panda i'm sorry. You bugging. I like how you brought up hippos, because that how crazy you sound. I bet nikkas in here would vote for a chimp beating up a hippo

Not a single person alive has ever seen a panda fight.


HOW U GONNA SAY AN ANIMAL THAT DONT EVEN FIGHT IS GONNA WIN IN A FIGHT?? U REALIZE HOW DUMB THAT shyt SOUNDS??

PANDAS AINT GOT NO HEART nikka

 

[Gold]

ThI don't even think they would sanction this




It just ain't in them brehs

Im saying breh, nikkas in here dont know what a fukkin panda is.

Pandas
Aint
Got
No
Heart

 

[Gold]

You coli dudes act like the second a chimp touches someone, their eyes will magically explode, their arms will magically fall off and half their body will explode like the Chimp is Kenshiro from Fist Of The North Star.
Chimpanzee 's do not know how to inflict fatal blows and can't even one shot weak average humans but a chimp is ripping a Pandas face off?

How about you show me 1 video of a Chimp killing the average man in 2 minutes

Show me a video of a panda killing anything.
shyt even an insect or something.

PandaGang come take ur L