Is it some bullshyt sales job where you can "potentially" make 200k, but not likely? 
$200k+ with a fake resume [resume in OP]
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The Devil's Advocate
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a lot of you guys are missing the scheme here... you don't finesse your entire career, you finesse the first step. i have done basically the same exact thing, but a little different
step 1. you oversell your way into a job. for me it was network engineering. for this guy, it was advertising.
this will be your hardest step... getting yourself a job, you do not deserve, and you're not qualified. you might have to flat out make shyt up.. you might just sprinkle a few lies in there.. you might do a lot of things.. but finesse that job
step 2. stay above water as long as you can. learn everything you can. network as much as you can.
you don't know when you're gonna be found out. might be never (me)... might be 4 months (OP).... but this step is most important
step 3. use the job you finessed, to get a better job..
you used to be liar... didn't know shyt about your job, lied to get in, blah blah blah... well after a few months, well now you have an official title in your field AND experience. now you're not lying in your next interviews. maybe about why you got fired, but that's if you got fired. you might be smart enough to last a year, bounce before you get caught, and be able to move up and out to another company
step 4. repeat step 3, unlimited amount of times, forever...
now you got the REAL jobs, real experience, and real money... enjoy.... nobody is going to check up on your 5th job ago... or the first job you ever lied to... the last job they check thinks you're great, and that's even if they check... cause they can clearly see that you been steady working in the field for 5-10 years now
i been in mine 4 now.... network engineer... nikka never took a computer class in my life... but 4 years experience, plenty of people to drop references, a great title, and they will never call up my first job..... which was working on installing cable (fiber optic inspector for network communications company) and ask them what i really did there
This guy gets it
I'm not completely innocent of doing similar shyt myself. But, damn, your scheme is WAY more complex. lol
I got nothing but respect for the hustle.
As a black man in this society you gotta think outside the box(and rules) sometimes.
You sound like a real life version of this character.
Or the black version of this guy
BTW are you proficient in any other languages and do you live a transient lifestyle?
I got nothing but respect for the hustle.
As a black man in this society you gotta think outside the box(and rules) sometimes.You sound like a real life version of this character.
Or the black version of this guy
BTW are you proficient in any other languages and do you live a transient lifestyle?
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Before cats act like what breh sayin is impossible let me say my boy did something similar to this shyt to get deep into the logistics management game heavy with no degree or college and put his brother on in the same way
He started workin in warehouses, got a lead position, did that for a min and kept puttin out resumes for management positions, used his BM’s brother who had a legit small business as a reference, got into some place for minute then was learning the shyt legit until they fired his ass, used that experience to get in somewhere else for awhile and continued to pick up on the ins and outs of logistics, now this nikka is in corporate making big bread in a major logistics company y’all see all the time
Not sayin anything is true or false about what op is sayin but it’s definitely possible and takes the right set of circumstances with a little luck
He started workin in warehouses, got a lead position, did that for a min and kept puttin out resumes for management positions, used his BM’s brother who had a legit small business as a reference, got into some place for minute then was learning the shyt legit until they fired his ass, used that experience to get in somewhere else for awhile and continued to pick up on the ins and outs of logistics, now this nikka is in corporate making big bread in a major logistics company y’all see all the time
Not sayin anything is true or false about what op is sayin but it’s definitely possible and takes the right set of circumstances with a little luck
DirtyMoney
Banned
My weekly pay is over $3500 it ain’t no sales shyt. BeleedatIs it some bullshyt sales job where you can "potentially" make 200k, but not likely?
DirtyMoney
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I know a&rs there but if u gotta ask u prob not working at it enough. But pm if u serious
i don’t give a fukk. I have to eat. The white mans been fukking us over for years. At my last firm my manager who was like head of trade worked his way up from the mailroom. If he wasn’t white he wouldn’t have got the chance and he told me there was a glass ceiling based on me being black(he was basically saying quit). I don’t play by their rules cos how the fukk could they have me looking stupid when I was doing the right things and following their protocol. Now, I’m positioned better so it’s whatever
DirtyMoney
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1. Sue me ok. Will I pay themBut they could sue you don't they?
If you lie on your resume over here, they can fire you even after 5yrs in the company and sue your ass.
2. Changed my name so they’d be suing an alias (although my tax info is legit I changed my name).
stealthbomber
cruising at 30,000
i respect it breh 
my only question is were you born like this or did you work at it?
my only question is were you born like this or did you work at it?
DirtyMoney
Banned
I'm not completely innocent of doing similar shyt myself. But, damn, your scheme is WAY more complex. lol
I got nothing but respect for the hustle.
You sound like a real life version of this character.
Or the black version of this guy
BTW are you proficient in any other languages and do you live a transient lifestyle?
2 languages but not really transient like that. I switch up when I need to but I have a family so I been steady torn about 2-3 years. I was speaking more or my beginning than where I am now