$200k+ with a fake resume [resume in OP]

[DirtyMoney]

My homeboy has done this a few times. He lies about having a degree when applying for jobs. He super smart, just lazy as fukk. He flunked out of two colleges. When he gets discovered he just be like On to the next.

Thats precisely it. Soon as that first paychek hits I wouldn’t give a shyt if they fire me cos I was making 4x my normal salary

 

[DirtyMoney]

They gonna boot you when they realize you don't know wtf you're doing. I've seen dudes get booted with the quickness. I'm in the tech industry so it's hard to fake it.

I told them I know node.js and was a full stack dev once, and I got the gig. I’ve even been a financial controller lol. I got the boot at both. But I got paid

 

[Clay Puppington]

I’ve even been a financial controller lol.

What did you do there? What skills do you need? What was a day in the life like?

Asking for a friend....

 

[Micky Mikey]

The corporate world is fulla suckers and I was and still am one. However I came up.

I faked my resume a while back and came up on mid 200’s and can provide receipts..

So ask away.

Ps - I won’t reveal who I work for please, that’s a given

how can i finesse my way out of the rat race and live a life completely free

 

[BadBoy]

I told them I know node.js and was a full stack dev once, and I got the gig. I’ve even been a financial controller lol. I got the boot at both. But I got paid

Put me on in trying to get a internship and or job at a record label

 

[AmenhotepIV]

 

[GPBear]

Can I have some money?

 

[Hijo de luna]

If true you got ballsI think most of us sell ourselves short and should be aiming much higher when applying for positions. These middle management cats are clueless. Hell with all the information at our fingertips you can literally become an expert at anything in a month. Study the job description, read relevant books, listen to blogs, kill the interview, secure the bag.

 

[Zero]

 

[Nymbus]

Nothing short of heroic if true
Salute op

 

[rlg]

I told them I know node.js and was a full stack dev once, and I got the gig. I’ve even been a financial controller lol. I got the boot at both. But I got paid

This nygga is a savage

 

[Benefited]

Inspirational thread my man

I really need to update my resume,I'm being far too humble.

I need to start listing jobs I could do,versus jobs I've actually done.

 

[Turbulent]

as long as you're doing the job and not causing people trouble, people will leave you alone.

reminds me of

 

[BushidoBrown]

just came in to salute u cause fukk the system thats why

 

[Hardaway]

I told them I know node.js and was a full stack dev once, and I got the gig.

yeah this is the end of your fantasy thread breh