2014 Official Random College Football Thread

[Big Boss]

 

[dtownreppin214]

they let 10-13 seconds run off the clock after the penalty. fukking idiots!

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Is that Ron Swanson holding the mic? Looks like he dyed his hair

 

[Chrishaune]

In the longterm.....can BYU be relevant if they stay Independent?

 

[PortCityProphet]

helluva stand by ucf

 

[Lee_Land]

Corben pay for that ?

Nah Message board guys did. Plan was to do it before the FSU game, thankfully they decided against it... For now

 

[Rigby.]

Jameis Winston's accuser's attorney said that a bombshell is about to drop from NY Times

Auburn bout to have they second (third) BCS natty claimed

 

[RammerJammer]

Jameis Winston's accuser's attorney said that a bombshell is about to drop from NY Times

Where u heard this?

 

[MikelArteta]

not taking out the belt for this one
but i think washington state is going to beat stanford today

my friday night house show prediction

@Silkk

 

[Tide Run This]

Jameis Winston's accuser's attorney said that a bombshell is about to drop from NY Times

Auburn bout to have they second (third) BCS natty claimed

 

[Rigby.]

Where u heard this?

B/R

 

[Konnan]

Twitter found the dude that snitched
He owned a memorabilia store in Rome, Ga

 

[Chrishaune]

Twitter found the dude that snitched
He owned a memorabilia store in Rome, Ga

He better run from every white person he sees.......

 

[Konnan]

He better run from every white person he sees.......

He better just move A$AP

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

so in 2014 in college football how do you protect yourself. assume you're a starter for a big 5 conference team who is on a network at least 3 times a year

• Don't take anything anyone offers you ever regardless of how small. I legtimiately mean don't take an extra small fries or a large popcorn when you order a medium
• don't drink ever*
• don't smoke ever [ANY thing]
• don't break up with a girl you're dating until you graduate
• don't be seen with a girl you're not dating REGARDLESS of what you're doing
• another option is to not DATE at all
• if you choose to date, make sure she actually exists
• don't be in the same room as another woman by yourself even if they're your assigned tutor
• don't be in the same room as a woman and another man who are involved with each other AT ALL IN ANY WAY
• don't swear*
• don't drive fast
• don't fail tests
• don't cheat on tests
• don't cheat on your homework
  • regardless of what is exchanged for the above acts
• don't sign autographs
• don't take money for signing authograph
• don't party at other schools*
• don't party*
• don't do interviews unless you have to do the interview and then say that you're focusing on next week and ready to play to the best of your ability THATS IT
  • ask your coach to join you [SIT NEXT TO YOU] in all of these interviews
• don't have twitter
• don't have IG
• don't have vine
• don't have snapchat
• don't post youtube comments
• don't talk about your coach
• don't talk about THEIR coach
• don't get tattoos*
• don't get a job
• don't have money*

* does not apply to all athletes

did i miss anything?