25% Of Married Couples Sleep In Separate Beds

[Weaver31]

My parents done it since I can remember. My mom stays up late and talk on the phone a lot. My dad sleeps a lot and likes no lights. It works for them. They are what u call when opposites attract.

Oh and my mom is a hoarder and my dad isn't the cleanest dude outchea so....

 

[Diondon]

Nah I aint with this shyt at all lmao

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

I can't sleep without a hand on one of my wife's titties

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

When Mrs. Simpson come to her bed in that white grandma night gown with her shower cap on we put those beds together and bring out the wash rag

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Literally every girl I’ve ever been with has loved to rest their head on my chest in bed. (I even made a comic about it)

I don’t mind sleeping in the same bed since I don’t snore and refuse to date anyone who does. Now that I live with my gf it’s a bit interesting. But I can’t imagine separate beds... yet. We pretty much have separate bathrooms and closets tho.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Literally every girl I’ve ever been with has loved to rest their head on my chest in bed. (I even made a comic about it)

I don’t mind sleeping in the same bed since I don’t snore and refuse to date anyone who does. Now that I live with my gf it’s a bit interesting. But I can’t imagine separate beds... yet. We pretty much have separate bathrooms and closets tho.

Most dudes do it to keep their woman happy. The man cave exists for a reason

 

[the bossman]

How do they have spontaneous sex?

What sex? These nikkas be in sexless marriages

I hear you breh. But there's going to be a point where p*ssy means less to you and you're going to want be with someone that really loves you and vice versa.

At one point all I cared about was p*ssy...it controlled at least 70% of my thoughts. At this point it doesn't even control 5% of my thoughts.

Grown man shyt

 

[Justise M]

Lots of old married couples haven't slept in the same room in 30+ years

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Whats the point of being married if you do this?

does marriage stop you from wanting to sleep diagonally? sprawl out in the middle of the bed? make yourself into a burrito with all the sheets? find a cold spot for your feet?

does marriage stop a snoring person from interrupting your sleep? what about a restless sleeper? someone getting up going to the bathroom all night?

marriage aint got shyt to do with the serenity that can be being along in your own bed

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

not seeing how people equate not sleeping int he same bed with not having sex....do couples who don't live together not have sex? i mean, it's down the hallway, smash and "spend the night" in "their bed" or go back to your room...plus, at least for people without [young] kids, sex is happening in more than the bed and not just a night. so just how in tf does this mean they don't fukk?

 

[havoc]

Whats the point of being married if you do this?

When you enter a long term relationship, you will understand. Sometimes I don't sleep next to my lady. I'll be up late watching a game or a movie while she in the room sleeping. Plus, she said I snore too loud.

 

[Coli Bot]

When I broke up with my ex one of the better aspects was that I got to sleep in my own double bed again.

Stretching out and farting loud whenever you want is the goat

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

1 out of 4

lol @ bed splitting being the ultimate taboo...not p*ssy/dikk splitting (i.e.cheating)...but heaven forbid you live in the same home and don't sleep together every damn night

if you got the money/space, go for it

 

[GPBear]

I hear you breh. But there's going to be a point where p*ssy means less to you and you're going to want be with someone that really loves you and vice versa.

At one point all I cared about was p*ssy...it controlled at least 70% of my thoughts. At this point it doesn't even control 5% of my thoughts.

I can't believe this "find someone who really loves you " simp shyt gets dap. Is this TLR or LSA? You're pretending that over half of marriages don't end in divorce, or the spouses hating each other, etc. So evidently the whole thesis that 'marriage is for lifetime companionship' is inherently wrong. Shyt, my parents got divorced, and both their parents got divorced and re-married.

Besides, you're assuming I'm running around chasing tail all day, nah. I just get p*ssy because I'm not a douchebag and there's plenty of social media bishes with low self-esteem. If we're being honest, it takes up like 10-25% of my thoughts at most, but that's just because I'm a degenerate pervert in my mid-20s, so of course I'm gonna wanna fukk a lot of bishes, like anyone else in their mid-20s. I don't even fuq around in JBO. TLR talks about p*ssy way more than I do irl.

I've been in multiple relationships, 'companionship' gets old fast. With multiple women that I easily could've married, we had the same exact personalities and interests. I know exactly what you're saying. I've been there done that.

You don't know what the fukk I'm saying. Marriage is a goddamn scam. I used to be more like you, "Eh, if I find someone who I jive with, maybe I'll get married - 'companionship' is cool, I guess."
After seeing this thread, I could really give a fukk less.

If you want companionship, get a goddamn dog, they can't divorce your ass and take half of your paycheck after 5 years of pretending to love you.

"GPbear, I wanna get married so I can have someone to argue with over which show we're going to watch on Netflix for the rest of my life. "

On top of that, if we wanna get personal, I got serious neurological disabilites, the rest of my life is like half as long as y'alls, it would be fukked up for me to get married morally because I'm probably not going to live to 70-80. You're really not taking into consideration the fact that a lot of people don't have the same life as you. I'm not trying to argue with you, I'm just saying that jfc this whole matrimony thing is as facetious as Valentine's Day cards. Just an excuse for diamantaires to sell you wedding rings, wedding planners to make bank, etc. It's a racket.

Got me out here sounding like an #HOH/#GMB breh, when I don't even like those losers.

 

[kingjones29]

25% of married couples unhappy with each other