5'5 High School Point Guard Baptizes Opposing Team
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His pops had to be a real niqqa by the name of Jamel Moorehead aka "Marble Fists". That's Mel son right there, he's from the blood line of Big Loop.
Yeah I heard he's Loop's nephew, has his uncles bounce, that's for sure. Word is he was at EBC three summers ago as a tween, and Fat Joe was calling him Don CartegYamma.
Showed up at halftime, threw on some hammy-down BK Diamacells and went to work, 36/8/.5/4, half an assist for the oop he threw himself off the backboard. He was going up against Flapjack Johnson from the BX, and his son, Syll Vudoller. He crossed daddy up above the key, and then hit Syll with the UT-SA 3 Step... and OLD old school move, that Loop invented during a summer-semester for the now-roadrunners... eventually some chicago transplant ripped it off and tried to make it live for some school in El Paso
-- he hit Syll with the 3-step, BURNED HIM and left him splayed out on the asphalt, and flipped a Gervin finger roll up over the hoop for a smooth 2. Syll was so embarrassed he didn't even bother getting up off the court. Laid there for the entire 3rd quarter, until his half brother Spatch came and scraped him off the asphalt. Kid threw his jersey out right there on the spot, never played again. I heard he got with Lolo Surp's sister, Maple, and has a whole stack of kids. He drives 7 train now, I think, which is a good gig, because he was really always more of a conductor, never really a playmaker, yanno?Anyway, Yung Melvin, aka Don CartegYamma, aka Melvin Shmack aka Aer Lingus to ya girl... he's supposed to be doin big things. I heard Pitino was interested, but Marble Fists doesn't trust him from some beef back in Providence in 80's. Said Pitino lost a slap boxing match for $500 cash, welched, and skipped town. I dunno, can't call it, man. But that's why my man Chocktaw Jones told me. And Chock ain't one to just chop it up, you know what I mean? Either way, that's a story for another time.
Breh, I been playing or watching basketball the majority of my life and I while I've seen short dudes dunk, I have never seen anyone 5'5" go up off the dribble and just punch it like that in traffic
That shyt looked like some Lil Bow Wow Like Mike special effects 
Somebody check his shoes
Somebody check his shoes
dterpsss
Hyperliquid.
You need to get your testosterone checked breh..im 6'1 andI'm 6'4 and can't dunk
but can throw down
Tim Hardaway?Yeah I heard he's Loop's nephew, has his uncles bounce, that's for sure. Word is he was at EBC three summers ago as a tween, and Fat Joe was calling him Don CartegYamma.
Showed up at halftime, threw on some hammy-down BK Diamacells and went to work, 36/8/.5/4, half an assist for the oop he threw himself off the backboard. He was going up against Flapjack Johnson from the BX, and his son, Syll Vudoller. He crossed daddy up above the key, and then hit Syll with the UT-SA 3 Step... and OLD old school move, that Loop invented during a summer-semester for the now-roadrunners... eventually some chicago transplant ripped it off and tried to make it live for some school in El Paso
Anyway, Yung Melvin, aka Don CartegYamma, aka Melvin Shmack aka Aer Lingus to ya girl... he's supposed to be doin big things. I heard Pitino was interested, but Marble Fists doesn't trust him from some beef back in Providence in 80's. Said Pitino lost a slap boxing match for $500 cash, welched, and skipped town. I dunno, can't call it, man. But that's why my man Chocktaw Jones told me. And Chock ain't one to just chop it up, you know what I mean? Either way, that's a story for another time.
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Yammed that thang down.
The opposition is pathetic for letting him dunk on them like that. If I was the coach they going on the bench for the rest of the game and suicides right after the game is over.
The opposition is pathetic for letting him dunk on them like that. If I was the coach they going on the bench for the rest of the game and suicides right after the game is over.