5'5 High School Point Guard Baptizes Opposing Team

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

kid probably got long arms too 5'5 with shoes?

 

[///Vega+++]

I'm 6'4 and can't dunk

 

[///Vega+++]

He had room to spare, and the fact he went up with it so aggressively lets you know that aint the first time.

ha ha ha ha

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

the fukk are they feeding these kids man:FloydWTF:

I'm about to add an additional "Leg Day" to my Gym routine...

 

[triplehate]

The help defense is gotdamn horrible, both guards just chilling. Number 3 standing flat footed and watching like it's the first free throw attempt

 

[bobbiewishbone]

Jeez Louise

 

[Wiles]

I'm 5'7 and I can touch the net lol. And I'm lazy. The coli is full of fat nerds

 

[G-Zeus]

good God

 

[PortCityProphet]

When he should have come back down to the ground its like he farted mid air and go an extra boost

 

[TheNig]

Breh, I been playing or watching basketball the majority of my life and I while I've seen short dudes dunk, I have never seen anyone 5'5" go up off the dribble and just punch it like that in traffic

Yeah... usually the shorties gotta get that running start. Bruh just went up and put it down.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Yeah I heard he's Loop's nephew, has his uncles bounce, that's for sure. Word is he was at EBC three summers ago as a tween, and Fat Joe was calling him Don CartegYamma.

Showed up at halftime, threw on some hammy-down BK Diamacells and went to work, 36/8/.5/4, half an assist for the oop he threw himself off the backboard. He was going up against Flapjack Johnson from the BX, and his son, Syll Vudoller. He crossed daddy up above the key, and then hit Syll with the UT-SA 3 Step... and OLD old school move, that Loop invented during a summer-semester for the now-roadrunners... eventually some chicago transplant ripped it off and tried to make it live for some school in El Paso -- he hit Syll with the 3-step, BURNED HIM and left him splayed out on the asphalt, and flipped a Gervin finger roll up over the hoop for a smooth 2. Syll was so embarrassed he didn't even bother getting up off the court. Laid there for the entire 3rd quarter, until his half brother Spatch came and scraped him off the asphalt. Kid threw his jersey out right there on the spot, never played again. I heard he got with Lolo Surp's sister, Maple, and has a whole stack of kids. He drives 7 train now, I think, which is a good gig, because he was really always more of a conductor, never really a playmaker, yanno?

Anyway, Yung Melvin, aka Don CartegYamma, aka Melvin Shmack aka Aer Lingus to ya girl... he's supposed to be doin big things. I heard Pitino was interested, but Marble Fists doesn't trust him from some beef back in Providence in 80's. Said Pitino lost a slap boxing match for $500 cash, welched, and skipped town. I dunno, can't call it, man. But that's why my man Chocktaw Jones told me. And Chock ain't one to just chop it up, you know what I mean? Either way, that's a story for another time.

Nah Marble Fists got his $500 from Rick, the beef came from Marble losing his starting spot to Billy Donnovan over that slap boxing match. Marvel and Chock had beef because Marble and Walter Berry played one on one and Marble won, so he took Walter's red white and blue Spalding high tops and roofed them.....those turned out to be Chock's pops kicks who died from alopecia and pus build up in his navel from a fight with Connie Hawkins right hand man, Triceps Tony who one beat Lou Ferrigno in a dips contest by the Space Needle.

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

Nah Marble Fists got his $500 from Rick, the beef came from Marble losing his starting spot to Billy Donnovan over that slap boxing match. Marvel and Chock had beef because Marble and Walter Berry played one on one and Marble won, so he took Walter's red white and blue Spalding high tops and roofed them.....those turned out to be Chock's pops kicks who died from alopecia and pus build up in his navel from a fight with Connie Hawkins right hand man, Triceps Tony who one beat Lou Ferrigno in a dips contest by the Space Needle.

Welcome back gramps.....I was starting to think you finally met your match out there. Did 100 knuckle pushups on sunflower seeds in your honor.

 

[Serious]

Imagine a 5'5 cat punching it on you..

Best I've seen is 5'8 touch rim with just his fingers, In person that is

I'm 5'9 and I can dunk off an alley oop....but straight like that is a no no no....

The scary thing isn't even about dunking..the hardest part is coming down fast and hardest as fukk on your feet. I determined it just wasn't worth it....

 

[NormanConnors]

dude' s calves game must be super saiyan level brolic, that's the only way I can believe this. And are we sure he's 5'5"?

 

[itsyoung!!]

Imagine a 5'5 cat punching it on you..

Best I've seen is 5'8 touch rim with just his fingers, In person that is

in high school I could grab rim with 1 hand and im 5'8

could maybe grab an ally oop if right opportunity

im now


edit: to be fair, our PE teachers could give a fukk less what we did so me and a few others just bsed playing basketball every day which included me and other short guys trying to dunk for an entire school year