71% of 17-24 years olds are ineligible to join U.S. Military

[Digital Omen]

I remember in Navy boot camp one fat boy got held back and didn't graduate with us. Our PT to pass wasn't the end of the world, it was
1.5 miles in 12 min. or less
60 push ups and 60 sit ups in 2 min. or less

That was it

Dude couldn't run 6 laps. Always walking towards the end, collapsing and shyt.

I showed up out of shape as fukk (skinny fat with no stamina), but they whip your ass into shape quick. After 8 weeks of cardio and calisthenics (it's still fukk burpees on sight) you walk out of there like a god with bytches all over you.

 

[KRayner]

does the military still not accept you if you smoke weed?

dumbest rule ever since %80 of the military are alcoholics and smokers

 

[Son Goku]

does the military still not accept you if you smoke weed?

dumbest rule ever since %80 of the military are alcoholics and smokers

Since when was that a thing?


Plenty of dudes in my flight smoked. As long as the recruiter knew and you pass your drug tests, you were cool.

Only dudes I know that got in trouble over that were dudes that lied about it after the fact (fraud. enlistment) or ended up smoking after they were already in.

 

[Son Goku]

I remember in Navy boot camp one fat boy got held back and didn't graduate with us. Our PT to pass wasn't the end of the world, it was
1.5 miles in 12 min. or less
60 push ups and 60 sit ups in 2 min. or less

That was it

Dude couldn't run 6 laps. Always walking towards the end, collapsing and shyt.

I showed up out of shape as fukk (skinny fat with no stamina), but they whip your ass into shape quick. After 8 weeks of cardio and calisthenics (it's still fukk burpees on sight) you walk out of there like a god with bytches all over you.

Don't tell certain coli brehs this, they planned on joining just to try and get hoes.

 

[Digital Omen]

Don't tell certain coli brehs this, they planned on joining just to try and get hoes.

I mean it's a great side benefit. But simps will be simps and they're the ones that buy a Dodge Charger at 18% interest straight outta boot camp and marry the community p*ssy just so they don't have to live in the barracks.
I was stationed in Cali's a$$hole (Central Valley 30 min. south of Fresno) and them Asian Fresno State hoes treated me right.

 

[Digital Omen]

Since when was that a thing?


Plenty of dudes in my flight smoked. As long as the recruiter knew and you pass your drug tests, you were cool.

Only dudes I know that got in trouble over that were dudes that lied about it after the fact (fraud. enlistment) or ended up smoking after they were already in.

Our first week in boot camp some dude popped positive for weed and they sent his ass home. I wonder what kind of discharge he got.
It had to be his plan all along, there's no other explanation.
I had 2 random tests once I was in the fleet. Stroll into work on day and my LPO holding a cup by the door "go piss in this right now"

 

[semicko82]

Our first week in boot camp some dude popped positive for weed and they sent his ass home. I wonder what kind of discharge he got.
It had to be his plan all along, there's no other explanation.
I had 2 random tests once I was in the fleet. Stroll into work on day and my LPO holding a cup by the door "go piss in this right now"

Probably just got a general discharge since he didn't finish boot camp.

 

[semicko82]

does the military still not accept you if you smoke weed?


dumbest rule ever since %80 of the military are alcoholics and smokers

They're so desperate for people at this point they might as well legalize Marijuana if they want to see an uptick in their recruiting numbers

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

They need to start making commercials of soldiers using drones. “See you can play “video games” in the military tew! Join now!”

 

[MajesticLion]

Didn't say the South is only minorities, but that "fight for freedom" shyt is usually a white boy talking point.

Blind spot identified.

At no point in time did a recruiter ever mention to me anything about freedom, democracy, patriotism, duty, none of that.

Congratulations. You are unique, and your narrow experience eclipses that of every latino/Caucasian/Asian recruit out here getting the same pitch.


Because you're oh so very special.

 

[42 Monks]

Blind spot identified.







Congratulations. You are unique, and your narrow experience eclipses that of every latino/Caucasian/Asian recruit out here getting the same pitch.


Because you're oh so very special.

its literally in the recruiters handbook and emphasized in the school you go to before heading out to a office

they explicitly tell you NOT talk those types who show up ready to sign on the paper out of signing up by getting into the details, contract benefits, etc. it makes them gradually move to thinking its not a duty - but an exchange or service.

 

[Son Goku]

Blind spot identified.







Congratulations. You are unique, and your narrow experience eclipses that of every latino/Caucasian/Asian recruit out here getting the same pitch.


Because you're oh so very special.

Cool, so you're not AD or a vet or even thinking about joining, you're just talking out your funky ass and mad in here for no reason? Bet.

Spoiler

 

[1thouwow]

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

A black man ….

 

[Geek Nasty]

US government didn't think all those bullshyt wars would finally turn people off to service

The military is a great opportunity, but I don't blame young people for saying hell no