Believe it or not, I want to see you do well.
Take a step back from this foolishness. I know a lot of people clown you for not having a job, or working in your desired profession, but there are things you can do to move forward regardless of the jokes aimed at you.
These covers aren't it. If there is an area of law you're interested in, spend your time doing research into the field. Start a blog, see if you can write journals for any of the magazines.
Good luck.