A stray cat just ran in my house when I stepped outside

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5 star thread

 

[Gloxina]

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Art Barr

So cute

 

[Clayton Endicott]

My cat did that. I left the crib for work, and his ass just strolled in like he lived here for years . What's crazy is he didn't look like a stray. I think he went around to different people's houses but chose our place to stay. I was indifferent to cats, but he wound up being my homie. Out if the blue he started panting and acting weird. My wife and daughter were spazing out. He climbed in my lap and chilled like he always did like it was his way if saying "I'm cool mayne ."
Then he went to sleep and didn't wake up. I miss my Buddy-Buddy

 

[Kingshango]

Get it cleaned up and take it to the vet.

 

[Solomon Lurke]

It’s the cat distribution system don’t lose. The strays that choose are usually the best behaved. Clean that bytch up, take it to the vet, and enjoy your new roommate.

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Art Barr

just heard a reference to this a few weeks ago and had to google what they hell that even meant

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Are you sure about that?

Two stray dogs cause more than $350,000 in damage at car dealership

A Houston-area car dealership is eager for a fresh start in 2024 after two stray dogs caused more than $350,000 worth of damage to its inventory and scared away potential customers. CNN affiliate KTRK has more.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2024/01/04/tx-dogs-car-dealership-damage-affil-dnt-cprog-vpx.ktrk#:~:text=A%20Houston%2Darea%20car%20dealership,CNN%20affiliate%20KTRK%20has%20more.

DogSet is also for the people

That car dealerships owner probably ain't smell right

Did y'all a favor.... YOU'RE WELCOME

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

We’ll have a gay old time! no diddy

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Jokes aside call an animal service. Sounds like a sick creature looking for help

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

So cute

Whose cutting onions in here

 

[badboys11]

Cats do this. I've had it happen before.

Even today, one my neighbors got a young cat they let outside. My back porch is his home at night. Wanna leave some food out but don't want racc00ns in the yard.

I won't mind if it turns itself into my nighttime yard cat, keeps the house bug and rodent free

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

I’m watching the draft this muthafukka just walked in my room like it was his shyt





Now it’s in the basement

That cat has one eye

What now ?

I put a old Panera bread sandwich by the door

Kill it, gut it, de-hair it, cook it and eat it like they do in China and other Asian countries. Domestic cats are useless and the Asians had the right idea for making them useful. Eat 'em.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Is heathcliff with an eyepatch still your basement breh?

 

[☃ ೋ]

The stray cats that come around my house at night annoy the shyt out of me, they spray my vehicle tires, and bring their nasty fleas around, I'm about to buy some ammonia and spray it around my steps and shyt

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

The Eagle. Such a noble creature.

 

[Abdi]

I hope you keep it. cat distribution system has chosen you. take it to the vet and keep it as your pet. Bless!