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“For the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth. I have been in ballparks for 17 years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
Look at those grand men. Which of you wouldn’t consider it the highlight of his career just to associate them for even one day? Sure, I’m lucky. Who wouldn’t consider it an honor to have known Jacob Ruppert? Also, the builder of baseball’s greatest empire, Miller Huggins? Then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in baseball today, Joe McCarthy? Sure, I’m lucky.
When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift, that’s something. When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remember you with trophies, that’s something. When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter, that’s something. When you have a father and a mother who work all their lives so you can have an education and build your body, it’s a blessing. When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed, that’s the finest I know.
So I close in saying that I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for.”
Lou Gehrig - July 4, 1939, at his last appearance at Yankee Stadium
Lou Gehrig was arguably the greatest first baseman in the history of major league baseball. Two weeks earlier, on his 36th birthday, extensive testing revealed that his rapid and mysterious loss of strength that two months earlier had ended his career was due to Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis. The end of his career was sudden. He showed up in camp for the 1939 season and his power, speed and speed were gone. He was playing poorly once the season started. The previous year, even though he was actually suffering from the effects of the disease, he was still performing at a strong level. When he benched himself on May 2, 1939, after having played in 2,130 consecutive games, the entire nation was shocked. The number 2,130 was considered one of the greatest records in sports until Cal Ripken Jr. broke it 56 years later. Two weeks before the speech he was told that the pace his body was deteriorated would quicken. Paralysis would come soon. And after that, he would have difficulty swallowing, and then be unable to talk. But, perhaps even more cruelly, his brain would be fully functional and he would be aware of everything until the end, which came less than two years later, two weeks before he was to turn 38. That moment is often considered as one of the most memorable moments in baseball history. The second sentence may be the most famous quote in American sports history. A few years later, he was played by Gary Cooper in the movie “Pride of the Yankees,” which received 11 Academy Award nominations and is considered one of the greatest sports movies ever made. The movie ends with the second sentence of that speech, a quote which by that point had transcended sports and is still considered among the most iconic movie quotes in the history of U.S. Cinemas. From that point on, Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis has been known as the Lou Gehrig disease.
Pro wrestlers train their bodies and hone their skills at bumping, so they can take any move their opponent uses.
Very rarely do we get injured by a move on its own.
But the sad truth is that, these days, there are many moves being used which just don’t make sense logically; moves which require too much risk.
There are also many matches which focus more on use of thrilling moves, instead of putting over the impact of each and every move. I think this trend is very strong with wrestlers from overseas, those who grew up watching tapes of recent Japanese matches.
Wrestling isn’t all about moves. It’s a form of entertainment where the characters portrayed by the wrestlers, and the pacing between the moves, are to be enjoyed.
It’s not about striking fear into the hearts of fans. It’s not about using dangerous moves and risky offense that leaves them wondering, “Couldn’t they get hurt doing that?”
While it may be true that these dangerous moves and risky offense are sure to pop a crowd, it’s a slippery slope.
Going too far down that path could cause another unfortunate tragedy to occur in the ring.
As one of the people who started this trend of dangerous moves and risky offense, I sincerely hope that wrestlers gain the courage and skills to abstain from relying on them.
Eiji “Hayabusa” Ezaki
Ezaki was one of the best high flyers of the 1990s. On October 22, 2001, in a match at Korakuen Hall in Tokyo against Mammoth Sasaki, while doing a routine quebrada (a move he’d done hundreds, if not thousands of times, the same move Chris Jericho does in almost every match), he slipped slightly on the middle rope and landed in the ring right on the top of his head. He broke his neck in two places and was thought to be a paraplegic for life. One year later, Hiromichi “Kodo” Fuyuki, who was dying of cancer, visited him in the hospital. Ezaki had already given up on ever being able to walk again. At the time, he had only, and just barely, regained movement in one arm. Ezaki told Fuyuki that he was doomed to spend his life in a wheelchair. Fuyuki told him, “I don’t have much time left. I already know it’s over for me. But you? Your chances of getting better are not zero. Don’t lose hope. You can do it.” He eventually got out of the wheelchair. On August 5, 2015, at the same Korakuen Hall, in a ceremony, while wearing his mask, he used his cane to help himself out of the wheelchair, while an audience of fans and legendary wrestlers including Genichiro Tenryu, Kenta Kobashi, Keiji Muto, Naomichi Marufuji, Tatsumi Fujinami and rival Mr Gannosuke were moved to tears. He took a few small steps, and with some help, got up on the ring steps and walked into the ring and gave him speech.
“To the man you’ve become, and the son you’ll always be.”
The inscription on a silver bracelet that was presumably a wedding gift from Bryan Danielson’s father, but that he never saw until two weeks later when he was given it at his father’s funeral.
There is a Pandora’s Box in the sports world, and Bryan Danielson’s version of the Lou Gehrig’s “Luckiest Man on the Face of the Earth” speech as he retired from pro wrestling on the 2/8 Raw at the Key Arena in Seattle, was one of many key moments as the box continues to open wider.
Danielson, better known as Daniel Bryan, announced his retirement at the age of 34 in a nearly 25 minute speech that combined humor, sadness, unbridled joy, and nearly every other emotion possible. In reality, it was a longer and even better version of the sports speech it has already been compared with, even if it will never come close to the notoriety. It was also the single greatest segment in the history of modern televised pro wrestling.
A diagnosis of a brain injury caused Danielson to make the decision that he was adamant only two weeks earlier that was not going to happen. He believes he will never wrestle another match. In doing so, he made the decision to give up the life he’s loved for 16 years, that he’s been one of the best in modern times at, and was a childhood fantasy that through a ton of skill and a ton of luck, became a reality. Good things don’t always come to good people, but in this case, at certain times, they really did. But every bit of unbridled joy and reaching the top of the mountain was followed by some of the worst kinds of reality checks.
And while he’s riding an emotional high today in the aftermath of the speech, and the reaction, he still now has to deal with the hardest part, the full realization that his career, where should have had so much left to offer, is really over.
“I’ve gone through all these complex emotions in the last few days, angry, sad, frustrated, all of that, but today, when I woke up this morning, I felt nothing but gratitude, because I have gotten to do what I loved for nearly 16 years,” he said.
Danielson will be remembered as one of the greatest wrestlers of his generation. But, with the exception of a few months in 2014 where a combination of the fans and fate changed the axis of the wrestling Earth, he was never portrayed in major league promotions as anywhere close to that.
The reality is that through all the incredible matches he had, before dozens or hundreds of people, through being the star of WrestleMania 30 before 65,000 fans, there were three moments that defined his career, even if much of his best work was done long before that before far smaller audiences.
The first was in Seattle, on December 9, 2013, when on a live Raw segment to build up “the biggest match in WWE history,” between John Cena and Randy Orton to unify the WWE and world titles, they brought all the former holders of both titles that were still in the company into the ring. Bryan was meant to be nothing more than a background face in the crowd, but the crowd took over the show and made him the star, loudly chanting his name, to the point the planned segment couldn’t go on. It was only the quick thinking of John Cena, under pressure, that averted the segment from being a complete disaster.
The second was his being the star of WrestleMania 30, working the first match, and the main event, having two of the best matches in WrestleMania history, and ending up as WWE champion on a card that he was originally booked sixth from the top in. Except fans and fate had intervened.
The third was on the night of his retirement as an active competitor. The great worker who was too small, or not good looking enough, to be that larger-than-life personality that the business needs on top, ended up showing that by being himself, he was actually more larger than life but all but a handful of people who graced the industry in the modern era.
The emotions Danielson went through in his mind over the past few months, and likely more so since 1/27, culminating in the final segment was the emotional cleansing of one life changing experience after another over a few month period two years ago that he focused on during his speech.
Danielson grew up in Aberdeen, WA, which is actually 111 miles away from the Key Arena in Seattle. Most would assume, wrongfully so, that the Key Arena was the home arena he grew up attending matches in.
Aberdeen is a 16,000 or so population city not far from the Pacific Coast, with two high schools that a century ago was called “The Hellhole of the Pacific,” known for its numbers of whorehouses and saloons. It’s best known as the home town of Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic of Nirvana fame, as well as Patrick Simmons of the Doobie Brothers. One of the biggest wrestling stars of the 50s and 60s came from the city, Yukon Eric Holmbeck, billed as one of the strongest men in the world, who ended up being best known for having his ear sliced off by a kneedrop from Walter Kowalski in Montreal. This led to Kowalski getting the nickname Killer Kowalski, and leading to one of the biggest feuds of the era. Holmbeck committed suicide 16 years before Danielson was born. But as a child, it was another powerhouse, the Ultimate Warrior, who caught Danielson’s eye and made him a huge pro wrestling fan.
But Seattle was the closest major city, and on December 9, 2014, his father, Donald “Buddy” Danielson, a logger, was at the Slammy Awards show where his son was not supposed to be featured at all.
“I am grateful because a little over two years ago, in this very arena you guys hijacked Raw,” he said. “They were trying to do a championship coronation with Randy Orton and John Cena, they were combining the WWE championship with the world championship and they were having the `most important match in WWE history.’ And you wouldn’t stop chanting `Daniel Bryan.’ But that’s not why I’m grateful. My dad was sitting right over there where the guy with the goat mask is sitting with the Daniel Bryan sign. My dad got to see that, his son getting that kind of a reaction from all you people. And that was the last time my dad ever got to see me wrestle, and you guys made it special for him, and me, and for my entire family.”
A wrestling genius, Bryan Danielson was working as a heel, given the name Daniel Bryan, a somewhat comedic and upper card version of the role the late Mike Lockwood played earlier as Crash Holly. The idea was there was this small guy who was so deluded that he thought he could beat the real men. He wasn’t portrayed as completely oblivious as Crash Holly, but still as naive, as this little guy who thought his submission moves would actually work against bigger guys. Fans could see he was very good, although in many of his earliest matches you wouldn’t even get a glimpse of it. You were supposed to see that visually it was a joke that he was in the ring with people like Kane, Mark Henry, Batista and Big Show. But the fans still reacted to him, many because they knew just how good he really was. And at times, a few wrestlers, Chris Jericho and Batista immediately come to mind, didn’t squash him when they were supposed to because they recognized his talent. He wasn’t completely squashed. At some points he was given underdog wins, picked up mid-card titles and even won Money in the Bank. And then, just as quickly, the decision making process would change and he’d be booked to lose all his matches, and he was supposed to fade to the land of Zack Ryder, and then, just as suddenly, the thought process would, on a moments notice, change again.
