save the dog food money & eat your dog...
I was gon say for him to eat the dog food but this is a better solution. Pasta and dog meat for a month would last
But for real.....befriend a neighbor and swipe the wifi password while he/she is in the bathroom
Don't pay the electric/phone/cable unless you already past due on it and they about to cut it off. Unless the gas is a must, use public transport. If not, buy cheap gas first and don't drive around like Paul fukkin Walker
For food....buy tons of pasta and tomato sauce. Get frozen veggies and canned fruits (fresh produce won't last a week). Buy a big canister of Quaker Oats. Get the big bag of no frills store brand chicken and season that shyt up and bake it. Drink water and koolaid. If you need sugar, steal tons of packs from Dunkin Donuts. Buy a bunch of onions, garlic and whatever spices you can (and chop it all up) so your meals don't taste like shyt. Buy like 3 dozen eggs because you can make a ton of things that has eggs in the ingredients. Bake ya own fukkin bread and cake, it's easy.