Airports are the worst

[Bubba T]

The long ass lines, the bullshyt TSA check ins, the 20% food and beverage up charge, and worst of all, all the WAITING.

If they weren’t a necessity to travel quickly I would avoid this hellhole at all costs.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

At all costs?

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[Obreh Winfrey]

TSA lines wouldn't be so bad if people acted like they been there before. Empty your pockets into your carry on. Take your belt and shoes off. Start the process BEFORE you get to the machines. After you make it through, get your shyt and move down to the end, don't create a blockage. Buy nah, retards gotta act like all of this is news.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

“What’s the deal with pop tarts?”

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

i dont think most airports lines take that long
ATL and customs though

i kinda like the airport. getting there fast, get something to drink, wifi, seeing your people arrive seeing your people depart

 

[Bubba T]

TSA lines wouldn't be so bad if people acted like they been there before. Empty your pockets into your carry on. Take your belt and shoes off. Start the process BEFORE you get to the machines. After you make it through, get your shyt and move down to the end, don't create a blockage. Buy nah, retards gotta act like all of this is news.

Its trash. Tired of people holding up the line because they don’t know how to act. Even with precheck it’s a garbage experience

 

[Ukbrotha]

I first met my now wife at Heathrow Airport.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I first met my now wife at Heathrow Airport.

Stowaway?

Spoiler

Sorry, I couldn’t resist

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Man, I used to work at the ATL airport. shyt is a jungle. I used to just observe TSA, and folks make it harder than it has to be. Act like you’ve been before, and be ready. You get through the checkpoint, get your shyt, and move on.

Going to airports aren’t bad, though, if you leave yourself enough time. I like to get past checkpoint, hit my gate real quick, then find the nearest bar to chat with other folks and get drunk. Going to Miami in a few weeks, and I can’t wait.

 

[Collateral]

TSA lines wouldn't be so bad if people acted like they been there before. Empty your pockets into your carry on. Take your belt and shoes off. Start the process BEFORE you get to the machines. After you make it through, get your shyt and move down to the end, don't create a blockage. Buy nah, retards gotta act like all of this is news.

as a former officer, this is it right here. People be dumb. Kids hold up the, the elderly and disabled hold up the line. If you know you got a pacemaker in, why are you still trying to walk thru the metal detector?

You know you heard me say “Remove out ALL electronics larger than a CELLPHONE from your carry on luggage” Motherfukkers will still get to me and ask if a Nintendo Switch counts

Bag go thru the X Ray and there’s still something in it. So now they gotta stop the belt, pull the bag, and dig thru all their shyt to find the Bluetooth speaker they forgot they had packed

Now the line is long, everybody held up, my coworkers mad at me even though I told these fools what to do multiple times.

I only lasted 9 months, I couldn’t take it. The general population is embarrassing.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

#Not ain't got TSA pre-check, famlay.


Y'all need to get up on that.


I whiz right through the traffic... shiits literally the clear port for me.



Love going to airports though. People watching, romancing stewardesses with tired feet/the beautiful travelers (and hideous ones as well... they're all enjoyable in my eyes).



Flying to mexico on the 18th (next Friday) and i'm stoked (this is my Forgetting Sarah Marshall trip... so hopefully all goes well for your boy).



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[CrimsonTider]

I like airports

you can meet a lot of cool people

 

[humminbird]

#Not ain't got TSA pre-check, famlay.


Y'all need to get up on that.


I whiz right through the traffic... shiits literally the clear port for me.



Love going to airports though. People watching, romancing stewardesses with tired feet/the beautiful travelers (and hideous ones as well... they're all enjoyable in my eyes).



Flying to mexico on the 18th (next Friday) and i'm stoked (this is my Forgetting Sarah Marshall trip... so hopefully all goes well for your boy).



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I don't trust it but I've been looking into it
don't you have to do a lengthy interview or something like that?

 

[feelosofer]

I registered for expedited screenings but yea there is no easy way to get through this process especially after 9/11

 

[Born2BKing]

Rushing through an airport because you're late is the fukking WOAT.