Self_Born7
SUN OF MAN
HEATING UP PORK IN THE BREAK ROOM MICROWAVE WHILE IM ON BREAK
Annoying shyt your coworkers do
- Thread starter Bunko
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I'm in the bathroom right now (#2) and some cac walked in here talking on his cell phone, used the urinal, and walked the fukk out. On the phone the whole time.
And didn't even wash his hands.
Man...
Man I hate when people deuce at work
You can't try to take that shyt home with you???
Fouling up the bathroom and all that
Jay Kast
Hidden Royalty
We have a bunch of young high school kids that CO OP at our company, the awkwardness is annoying as fukk! Its almost like you can see a glimpse of their future selves just bursting out of its pimple covered coc00n.
Expanding on the gay shyt mentioned before, this one white CO OP kid named Jim said (from across the shop, yelling), "HEY JAY, I FINALLY FOUND A CONDOM THAT FITS YOU!", holding a industrial sized trash bag.
I just looked and shook my head and gave him a look of disgust.
Jim, again, tells me (this guy literally fukking hunts me down across departments), "Man I went to this crazy party, this fukking 16 yr old was wasted and let me take a picture of her titties, look!", gets to fumbling around on his phone and Im like, "Dawg, dont show me that shyt- Im 29 man. I dont do that."
Same kid today asks me, NO, TELLS me, "Hey, Jay- Im probably going to be borrowing a dollar from you today later."
I told him, "I wont have it then, either."- Promptly hit the vending machine and bought like 3 snacks. Won a couple bucks during a little daily gamble thing my and my co workers do- fukk that shyt. You're working and you dont have bills, you're 17 for gods sake.
Females that always walk into my department trying to passively initiate conversation- "Hey, How you doin Jay?",
"Im good, how are you?", they usually reply with some bullshyt small talk ice breaker, "Oh just wish I was at home already"
.....silence....
"Oh thats whats up."
I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I've had like five females do that to me and funny thing is, I can sense the attitude after they realize Im not a talkative mothafukka. I just want to work, finish and leave to do my real business.
Writing this, I feel like an a$$hole.
Expanding on the gay shyt mentioned before, this one white CO OP kid named Jim said (from across the shop, yelling), "HEY JAY, I FINALLY FOUND A CONDOM THAT FITS YOU!", holding a industrial sized trash bag.
I just looked and shook my head and gave him a look of disgust.
Jim, again, tells me (this guy literally fukking hunts me down across departments), "Man I went to this crazy party, this fukking 16 yr old was wasted and let me take a picture of her titties, look!", gets to fumbling around on his phone and Im like, "Dawg, dont show me that shyt- Im 29 man. I dont do that."
Same kid today asks me, NO, TELLS me, "Hey, Jay- Im probably going to be borrowing a dollar from you today later."
I told him, "I wont have it then, either."- Promptly hit the vending machine and bought like 3 snacks. Won a couple bucks during a little daily gamble thing my and my co workers do- fukk that shyt. You're working and you dont have bills, you're 17 for gods sake.
Females that always walk into my department trying to passively initiate conversation- "Hey, How you doin Jay?",
"Im good, how are you?", they usually reply with some bullshyt small talk ice breaker, "Oh just wish I was at home already"
.....silence....
"Oh thats whats up."
I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I've had like five females do that to me and funny thing is, I can sense the attitude after they realize Im not a talkative mothafukka. I just want to work, finish and leave to do my real business.
Writing this, I feel like an a$$hole.
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ole Oscar the Grouch ass nikkaCo worker went over my bosses head to tell my direct boss about me leaving 10 mins early.
A previous job I held, we had one female co-worker who had the WORST FOOT ODOR!!!!! OMG IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!
Thing is, she was religious and the type of job I had, everyone was worried about a muthafukin EEO complaint, so it took months before action was taken.
Luckily for me, my office set up was such that I sat down the hall far away from the rest of my unit....I felt bad for my co-workers bruh, who all had to sit next to her. smh
My only pain is when I had to walk through their corridor or the stinky feet female walked past my work area...but other than that I wasn't affected by it to the extent that my co-workers were (and I was cool with most of em).
Thing is, she was religious and the type of job I had, everyone was worried about a muthafukin EEO complaint, so it took months before action was taken.
Luckily for me, my office set up was such that I sat down the hall far away from the rest of my unit....I felt bad for my co-workers bruh, who all had to sit next to her. smh
My only pain is when I had to walk through their corridor or the stinky feet female walked past my work area...but other than that I wasn't affected by it to the extent that my co-workers were (and I was cool with most of em).
Man I hate when people deuce at work
You can't try to take that shyt home with you???
Fouling up the bathroom and all that
there's strategies to shytting at work, once someone masters them they can experience the joy that is shytting while on the clock
Paradise
Too tired to think of something witty to say...
When the phone rings the administrative assistants are "supposed" to answer them. Each department has one except the lab and distribution. When they can't answer the phone I'm the last person to answer them if they don't. This happens all the time. The phone constantly rings I finally answer the calls and direct them to the right person. I get up and go in the break room all these heffas sitting in there cackling like they don't have a job to do. They go "hey paradise" … I'm like hey with the stank face…. I swear every time I go to work I'm thinking this…
Those that linger get to me some time...
...Like...You're done small talking or talking period....But they linger....and linger....really weird and awkward to me when you don't know the conversation is over.
...Like...You're done small talking or talking period....But they linger....and linger....really weird and awkward to me when you don't know the conversation is over.
Broad Street Bully
Sick & Tide Sixers/Phillies/Cowboys fan smh
Just the hypocritical nature of everyone (me included sometimes).
Talk so much about certain people then be laughing in they face asking questions showing concern about shyt that goes in in their life.
I find it funny that the men seem to do it the most.
The 3 constant ass kissers that follow the owners around telling them what they did tryna be more important then they really are. Ugh and when their family especially kids come around, the fawning and just general fakeness of it all.
We have the worst HR person ever, this bytch goes around telling everyones business all the private shyt the employees tell her makes the round. And she stay blowing up the ladies room with her fukked up gut.
This bytch talking bout she's allergic to fruit and vegetables. Eats cookies and soda for breakfast. She's had surgeries to try to lose weight but is still fat ass fukk and seems to get bigger every week.
Bigtymer301
Mr. Roll-Up
The bolded definitely represents me. But I get all my work done very efficiently, so my manager is like
, do you. I do so much extra shyt, for so many people, nikkas be in there treating me like a king.
I be laughing, cause the shyt I do, in my opinion, is very basic, but these nikkas be all
. I just be sitting back 
like yall some basic mufukkas.