Annoying shyt your coworkers do

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Man I hate when people deuce at work
You can't try to take that shyt home with you???
Fouling up the bathroom and all that

If you ain't shytting on company time, you're hustling backwards. What I look like putting that extra stress on my home pipes.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

The worst for me is muhfukkas who wanna strike up a conversation at 4:59p. You see me gathering my stuff up, shutting down the computer, I don't wanna chat with you about some random sports topic

 

[Chef]

The bolded definitely represents me. But I get all my work done very efficiently, so my manager is like , do you. I do so much extra shyt, for so many people, nikkas be in there treating me like a king. I be laughing, cause the shyt I do, in my opinion, is very basic, but these nikkas be all. I just be sitting back like yall some basic mufukkas.

This whole post is me. fukk being the tallest person there too. All the short girls at the job can't do shyt without me most of the time. Like what would you do if I wasn't here?

 

[Slystallion]

I hate when they try to get to know me. Matter of fact, don't even speak to me.
No, it's not a good morning.
No, I don't want lunch.
No, I did not watch 'Dancing With the Stars' last night.
No, I am not hanging out after work for drinks.

I'm muhfuggin tied.

My co-workers don't even know I'm divorced yet. They inquire about my husband's well-being daily, and I lie to their ugly little pinched faces. These cacs are nosey as hell and it's not genuine concern.

Money good, though

Your shytty attitude is probably why your getting a divorce

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

When the kind of cute girl decides to come in looking ugly..... But she always looks good on Tuesday

The gross dude who licks his fingers constantly when eating his food.

The religious lady who tries sneak her Jesus talk on me.

The fine ass chick who knows I be looking but is married and acts like she ain't down to fukk.

The kiss ass dude who you just wanna throw out the window and watch him plunge to his death.

The disgusting fat women whose feet look like something our jurassic park. Foh.

The people who walk by my desk and try to sneak a peek at what I'm doing. Foh. Spying ass snitches.

 

[DanniC]

Breathe

 

[GollyImGully]

guy in front of me loves to fukking talk

as im typing this hes telling some other guy a story and midway he turns around and goes "hey gully you know my buddy pat right?"

I got on headphones i can hear em but i just ignored him lmao

 

[K-ZOE]

If I'm eating something or have a cup of coffee with no lid on it.....and your ass wanna stand over me talking. Mufukka. Get the fukk away from me. I don't want your breath and saliva on my food/coffee. I really had to nip this in the bud a few years ago with a dude that didn't get it. White ppl please understand we don't play around with food, personal space, being invited to another man's penis, or momma jokes.

Walking up with the conversation already started like I don't have a choice on if I wanna participate or not. Mufukka. Am I not typing on this laptop? Is this a phone I'm talking on? If I wanna know about you taking Alyssa to a One Direction concert for her birthday....I will ask. But I will never want to know that.

These mufukkas I work with give corny ass nicknames to shyt that don't even need nicknames. We have bi-weekly AM meetings. Sometimes the supervisor has food delivered or we go somewhere like Bob Evans or Denny's. These mufukkas can't say Bob Evans tho. "Where we going for breakfast tomorrow guys? Huh? Bobby E? Who wants Bobby E? Bobby E? We doing Bobby E? Bobby E it is!! "

"Hey wassup". It's really just a greeting. I don't really want to know whats up. I didn't even stop typing or whatever I was doing to say it. fukk that tile you spent all weekend laying. I don't give a fukk if Lindsays parents paid a visit. I don't know shyt about college football. fukk the fukkin Mountaineers mufukka.

 

[Thinking on a toilet]

I have a black manager who tries too hard to be black. for some reason he seeks validation from me even though I'm Dominican. he teaches all the cac girls in my job to say slang like "that's too fresh". He also refers to the hood as the hood. Even when he tries to say "my n*gga" it makes you cringe how awkward it is.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I see that everyone is fed up with working with white people. Me too.

 

[dappadonna]

Man I hate when people deuce at work
You can't try to take that shyt home with you???
Fouling up the bathroom and all that

12hr shifts though

 

[Kimo_bud]

Touching my computer screen This one girl ALWAYS does it when she's pointing out something on the screen. It pisses me the f off. Can't you just point in the general direction- not POINT and PRESS? I've told her countless times. bytch doesn't get it.

She just doing it to piss u off breh

 

[earl n water]

Touching my computer screen This one girl ALWAYS does it when she's pointing out something on the screen. It pisses me the f off. Can't you just point in the general direction- not POINT and PRESS? I've told her countless times. bytch doesn't get it.

Whenever it happens to me, it's usually old women who really can't see where they're pointing.
I just keep electronic wipes on deck.

 

[Mr Rager]

there's strategies to shytting at work, once someone masters them they can experience the joy that is shytting while on the clock

If you ain't shytting on company time, you're hustling backwards. What I look like putting that extra stress on my home pipes.

12hr shifts though

That shyt is foul man. Ya'll stinking up the bathroom that other people got to go in and use. Man ain't nobody trying to smell your shyt!
On top of that, how can you sit and shyt comfortably on another man's toilet
I can't cosign that.

 

[rahji]

I had a boss when we worked as consultants in a bank.... dude would randomly clip his fingernails once a week.... and the shyt was mad. loud. LOL

Like.............. you dont have 2 minutes 40 seconds to do that at home bruh bruh?