Annoying things about being muscular
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DatBoiHawk
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Arms falling asleep at night time. This never happened when I was fat
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RIP Future Gohan
thats what they want you to think, needless to say you gotta nip that in the bud immediately
When you're a teacher, it's the absolute worst. 
High School Boys: Were you in the NFL? Why didn't you just go to the NFL?
If I was that big, I'd just go to the NFL or I'd be doing MMA or something. 
Why you teaching HERE instead of doing that? Wait...you know what? You should be a bodybuilder or a model or something. 
You be taking protein and stuff? My cousin takes that protein. You on steroids? 
You going to help coach football?" 
"
Me: I thought you had a question about the assignment....
Little Kids: "Are you in the WWE?
I love the WWE. 
You should be in the WWE! Why aren't you in the WWE?! 
You ever see the Avengers? HULK SMAAASH! You like the HULK?! 
"
Me: "We're talking about proper nouns..."
About 1 out of every 8 times I'm in some kind of check-out line, I expect either the cashier or someone in another line to make a comment or ask a question. Never fails, especially since I've moved out to L.A.
High School Boys: Were you in the NFL? Why didn't you just go to the NFL?
If I was that big, I'd just go to the NFL or I'd be doing MMA or something. Why you teaching HERE instead of doing that? Wait...you know what? You should be a bodybuilder or a model or something. You be taking protein and stuff? My cousin takes that protein. You on steroids? You going to help coach football?" "Me: I thought you had a question about the assignment....
Little Kids: "Are you in the WWE?
I love the WWE. You should be in the WWE! Why aren't you in the WWE?! You ever see the Avengers? HULK SMAAASH! You like the HULK?! "Me: "We're talking about proper nouns..."
About 1 out of every 8 times I'm in some kind of check-out line, I expect either the cashier or someone in another line to make a comment or ask a question. Never fails, especially since I've moved out to L.A.
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Kids That curiousity 
That brutal honesty
That curiousity That brutal honesty DaRealness
I think very deeply
- People, especially strangers waiting line who think it's alright to just touch your arms as a conversation starter. Really? 
If I don't know you, keep your fukking hands to yourself, especially dudes.
- People who don't see the big deal of the above. OK, as a man, let me just squeeze a random woman's arm and watch what happens.....
- Insecure dudes who always have to lowkey flex on you to prove a point
- People asking a million and one questions when you just want to be left alone.
- People accusing you of showing off when you wear a vest or fitted t-shirt. I ain't about to walk in hoodies and cover up 24/7. FOH
- Dress/business shirts being too tight
If I don't know you, keep your fukking hands to yourself, especially dudes. - People who don't see the big deal of the above. OK, as a man, let me just squeeze a random woman's arm and watch what happens.....
- Insecure dudes who always have to lowkey flex on you to prove a point
- People asking a million and one questions when you just want to be left alone.
- People accusing you of showing off when you wear a vest or fitted t-shirt. I ain't about to walk in hoodies and cover up 24/7. FOH
- Dress/business shirts being too tight
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All the women asking me to pick shyt up for them
Girls pretending to just want to talk to you to distract you from the fact that they're rubbing your arms/traps during the start of the conversation ...............well actually 
People always randomly mentioning to you how they need to work out and would like to come to the gym with you but never do
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Gotta wear one size or more higher in pants cause my quads are big but then the waist needs to be taken in
Buy a large in a shirt...the upper body too tight but the torso good...buy an extra large...upper body good but torso too fukking big
Girls pretending to just want to talk to you to distract you from the fact that they're rubbing your arms/traps during the start of the conversation
...............well actually People always randomly mentioning to you how they need to work out and would like to come to the gym with you but never do
EDIT:
Gotta wear one size or more higher in pants cause my quads are big but then the waist needs to be taken in
Buy a large in a shirt...the upper body too tight but the torso good...buy an extra large...upper body good but torso too fukking big
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I love when the ladies touch my arms
Online shopping I had to bush tho. Nothing ever fits my damn legs
2 hours on the high street looking for jeans n shyt
Medium dress shirts being all tight on the back making the arms shorter but the large looks ridiculous
Online shopping I had to bush tho. Nothing ever fits my damn legs
2 hours on the high street looking for jeans n shyt Medium dress shirts being all tight on the back making the arms shorter
but the large looks ridiculous Common one too.
AquaCityBoy
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When I wore my Halloween costume to work and people were asking me, "Is that your real chest? 
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"Clothes don't fit at all anymore, and I haven't lifted heavy in forever. 
*has to buy 35w pants just for quads* *still has a 33w though* Had to buy all new dress/work shirts And I didn't even get all the female attention y'all talmbout (not counting 
women tho).
*has to buy 35w pants just for quads* *still has a 33w though* Had to buy all new dress/work shirts And I didn't even get all the female attention y'all talmbout (not counting women tho).
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