Anybody Got A Homey Who Will Smash ANYTHING

[Doobie Doo]

Ugh. I got a homey who lives with his baby mom but uses my crib to smash random broads. His baby mom's is the best looking woman I have ever seen him with cuz the broads he brings by my crib are fukking ugly. They either fat and ugly or skinny and ugly. A few weeks ago I come home and this nikka sitting with a fat white chick who look like Peter Griffin. Then every time you bring up pretty chicks he be talking about how they are all boughie finding every excuse to not fukk with them.

I aint saying I haven't fukked ugly fat bytches but none of my friends can prove it

 

[intruder]

I gotta say, sometimes the ugliest chicks have the best p*ssy. Maybe to homie it's just a sex thing and nothing else

 

[Mr. Somebody]

No friend. The only people i come across who think like this are the individuals i come across on www.thecoli.com

Its so demonic, friend.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I'm that homie.

 

[Jamal514]

I got an aquaintance that will fukk any broad, no matter how fat, old, ugly, or unhygenic, as long as she's white. shyt's pathetic.

 

[mariahcooper]

I'm that homie.

lmao

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

I'm that homie.

 

[The Don]

sounds like the coli

 

[dap-man]

@ The title.



@You letting your homie fukk chicks who look like Peter Griffin in your crib dawg.

 

[intruder]

I got an aquaintance that will fukk any broad, no matter how fat, old, ugly, or unhygenic, as long as she's white. shyt's pathetic.

Tho i have ny limits, I wont front. There have been some nights where ive been horny as fukk and ended up hollering at brawds i know wanted the d!ck but that i never planned on fukking because they were ugly. These is this one chick i used to fukk with when i lived in Marietta I fukked her twice, too.
Again, it happens. Sometimes you just need a p*ssy

 

[Diondon]

but uses my crib to smash random broads.

 

[Detroit Wave]

I got a friend like that. He one of those ugly nikkas that pull decent lookin broads but he smashes the fine ones just as much as the ones

 

[Doobie Doo]

@ The title.



@You letting your homie fukk chicks who look like Peter Griffin in your crib dawg.

Am I supposed to regulate who he fukks in my crib to specific females or something

 

[FinesseKing]

Most men will smash anything... Don't tell me to speak for myself either because a drought coupled with being young and overly horny will make you smash a fugly female but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Diondon]

It's some strong faced broads with bodies
but if her strong face AND her body tore up
nikka take a cold shower, things aint that bad.