Anybody here ever been to India??

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exactly. I know a lady who developed some Collitis-type shyt from eating the food there.....she had to have like 16 surgeries and uses a shyt-bag for life now. There is no amount of money u could pay me.

my medical insurance sucks right now. i'd be dead probably or in extreme medical debt. Thanks for the heads up. Crossing that India off my list forever.
 

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Just caught up in this thread. Most of what was said by the people who aren't total a$$holes is true, but be careful about generalizations. Even the generalizations are true, but the degree to which they're true varies wildly from place to place. It's much more diverse than the USA from state to state.






Is it true about monkeys being everywhere and they ain't scared of humans at all? In fact they fukk with humans (steal their shyt, etc.)?
Well they're not everywhere, but wherever they are there (normally mountain areas and hills), it would be a good idea to secure your valuables.

Some temples, tourist areas, train stations anyplace with a lot of trees can have a lot of monkeys. They tend to avoid the densely populated areas. Don't openly carry food or water when you're near them. And if you try to scare them off, better be ready to go all the way, because some of the big ones do not give a damn whatsoever. :merchant:




LIKE MY FICCA LOONEY SAID..BLAH BLAH BLAH

YOU SOUND LIKE A PARANOID HOMO .. I DIDNT EVEN WRITE THAT PARAGRAPH U FUCCIN MORON, NOTICE I PUT IT IN QUOTES.

Even Sccit's friends type in all caps. :dead:




Why do Indian people bob their heads all the time when they talk?

You know how when someone is talking to you, and you just say, "Uh huh, uh huh" to show that you're following?

That head bob is their version of the same thing. It also means, "yes" as well as "I don't know but I will pretend that I do" and "The real answer is no but I don't want to disappoint you so I'm claiming yes".





I have been Gurgaon for business.


You get the sense from Indian Americans that Indian women are conservative... but that is not what I saw there. There were many women in short skirts showing skin and wearing all kinds of make-up.

I can break it down this way.

--It stinks
--Women are ugly
--People don't drink alcohol, and you can be shunned or shamed.

Not sure why anyone would want to go there.

:why:

Indian women wear make-up, but there are plenty of places where you will hardly see the slightest square inch of torso skin, and other places where women are fully covered.

And Indian women are beautiful too.

And there are parts of India that are dry, but plenty of places where they drink. There are a lot of people who only drink at private parties, though there are plenty of clubs too in all the major cities.

You were probably just shunned because you're annoying, and all your Indian friends weren't inviting you to the actual parties. :skip:
 
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LIKE MY FICCA LOONEY SAID..

"BESIDES HOW CORRUPT THEIR GOVERNMENT IS, THEIR INEFFICIENT POLITICAL SYSTEM OF HAVING HUNDREDS OF PARTIES ALL DIFFERENT IN EACH STATE. HARDLY HAVING A NATIONAL LANGUAGE AND MOST OF THEIR POPULATION BEING SHADY SCHEMERS. I DON'T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER THAT LIKES BEING HERE. THE ONES THAT DO ARE TYPICALLY THE OUTCASTS THAT COULDN'T SOCIALLY ASSIMILATE AT HOME. SINCE THEY'RE 'RARE' FOREIGNERS, PEOPLE HERE JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM AND BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOMEWHAT MORE MONEY.


ITS A PRETTY SHIITTY COUNTRY, NOT EVERYONE IS BAD BUT MOST ARE. SIMILAR TO HOW MOST MAINLAND CHINESE HAVE NO MANNERS, RUDE, AND ARE EXTREMELY SELF-CENTERED. AGAIN NOT ALL BUT MOST.


THEY USE THEIR LEFT HAND TO SHIIT, EVERYTHING IS UNSANITARY, INCLUDING FOOD PREP. THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RUN A RESTAURANT ONLY TO THEIR CULTURAL STANDARDS. EVERYTHING IS FUCCING DIRTY AS FUCC.

AND TO ASSIMILATE TO THEIR COUNTRY'S TASTE, EVERYTHING IS BASICALLY INDIAN FOOD, DOESN'T MATTER IF IT SAYS "ITALIAN, AMERICAN, CHINESE," OR WHAT NOT. ITS FUCCING RIDICULOUS, AND THE PEOPLE HERE THINK THEY'RE EATING OTHER ETHNIC FOODS BUT REALLY THEY'RE JUST EATING INDIAN FOOD, WHICH ONLY ENCOURAGES THEIR IGNORANCE.

THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A BURGER IS BUT THEY'RE ELITE STATUS WAY OF THINKING (RIDICULOUS AS SOME BOAST SALARY WAGES OF A THE LOWEST MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE AND AT THE SAME TIME CLAIMING THEIR COUNTRY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD).

EVERYTHING IS MADE OUT OF CHICKEN, THEY DON'T EAT BEEF & PORK BECAUSE OF RELIGIOUS REASONS WHILE KIDS AND ADULTS GO STARVING. NOT TO MENTION THE COWS, PIGS, GOATS JUST EAT GARBAGE ALL DAY.


SMELLS LIKE SHIIT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE OF OPEN SEWERS, GOD I JUST HAVE TO VENT AT LEAST ONCE EVERY TIME I COME HERE. THE 'RICH' OR MIDDLE CLASS OR WHATEVER ARE SO PRETENTIOUS AND RUDE, THEY WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO ASSIMILATE IN THE 1ST WORLD BECAUSE OF HOW PRIVILEGED THEY FEEL BECAUSE THEY'RE MORE WEALTHIER AND ARE IN A HIGHER CASTE/CLASS THAT'S BEEN IN PLACE SINCE THE MIDDLE AGES.

LIKE NAH BIITCH, YOU LIVE IN INDIA HOE, YOU DIRTY AS FUCC AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD VIEWS YOU THAT WAY. STOP THINKING YOUR PRIVILEGED AND TREAT ALL OTHERS WITH FUCCING RESPECT YOU STUPID BIITCH.

THESE GUYS ARE WORST THAN THE WORST RACIST CRIMINAL GROUPS IN THE BOONIES OF US. ALL AT THE SAME TIME THEY LIVE IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLD THINKING THEY'RE GREAT BUT IN REALITY, EVERYONE LOOKS AT THEM IN DISGUST FOR WIPING THEIR SHIIT WITH THEIR BARE HANDS AND TAKING SHIITS IN PUBLIC AT THE BEACHES (DO NOT SWIM ON THE BEACHES IN INDIA, ITS A BIG TOILET)



AH, I DO FEEL BETTER AFTER GETTING ALL THAT SHIIT OUT.



EDIT: OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION WHAT MADE ME SNAP IN THE FIRST PLACE, THE FUCCING IDIOT OF A PRIME MINISTER AND HIS DUMB FUCC ADVISORS JUST IMMEDIATELY ABOLISHED THEIR MAIN TYPE OF CURRENCY NOTES OVER NIGHT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF CLEAR PLAN, NOR PRINTING ENOUGH MONEY BEFORE ABOLISHING THEIR MAIN DENOMINATIONS OF MONEY?


NOT TO MENTION RETARDED SUPERSTITION. WOMEN CAN'T GO TO WORK ON CERTAIN DAYS BECAUSE IF THEY'RE ON THEIR PERIOD THEY'LL BRING BAD LUCK, WOMEN NEED SOME TYPE OF PERMIT TO WORK OVER NIGHT. ITS FUCCING RIDICULOUS, NOT TO MENTION I HAVE PEOPLE TELLING ME TO STOP EATING CHICKEN BECAUSE ITS BAD FOR MY HEALTH?

LIKE AYE DUMB FUCC, YOU REALLY THINK THOSE NEAR ROTTEN APPLES AND FRUITS ARE GOOD? YOU'RE FAKE MALNUTRITION VEGETARIAN DIET? IF YOU DON'T EAT ENOUGH CHICKPEAS FOR DAMN SURE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH PROPER PROTEIN HERE.

ITS FUCCING RIDICULOUS AND PEOPLE ARE UNEDUCATED, THEY HAVE THE TENACITY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE COMPLETELY WRONG. THESE ARE THE SAME IDIOTS THAT GO SPEND THEIR MONEY ON HEALTH SCAMS RATHER THAN GOING TO HOSPITALS AND GET PROVEN TREATMENT.

I HAVE ONE STAFF MEMBER ASKING TO LEND MONEY TO PUT OIL IN THEIR FUCCING EAR SO THAT IT CAN HEAL AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO USE A HEARING AID ANYMORE. A FUCCING OIL?

BY THE TIME THIS COUNTRY GETS ON PAIR MY CORPSE WOULD BE 500 YEARS OLD OR IF EVER. I MEAN ESSENTIALLY NOTHING HAS CHANGED OVER 2000 YEARS IN MOST ASPECTS.


I MEAN GOD, NO WONDER THE FUCCING PERSIANS AND MONGOLS NEVER CONQUERED THIS PLACE, THEY WERE LIKE "FUCC THIS DIRTY SHIIT". NOT TO MENTION THEY COMPLAIN SO MUCH ABOUT BRITISH RULE, SHIIT THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE SOMEWHAT MODERNIZED IS BECAUSE OF BRITISH RULE."
:russ::russ::dwillhuh::damn:
 

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My aunt married a Indian doctor and lived in India, I just remember her husband calling and saying I'd your aunt doesn't return to Canada soon something bad will happen to her
 

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Is it true about monkeys being everywhere and they ain't scared of humans at all? In fact they fukk with humans (steal their shyt, etc.)?

Yes, not everywhere, but there are monkey gangs complete with leaders who give their henchmen orders and all that. One thing I noticed in India is that the animals seem to operate on a higher plane of intelligence than other places. You can walk by a pack of like 15 stray dogs and they won't even fukk with you, it's like they got better things to do.
 

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makes sense, of course no one had change right breh? I faced that too.

I did read it was due to black money, and there is not a doubt in my mind about the corruption here (you'd have to be crazy levels of dumb to not see or recognize it) and I hate talking about politics so I don't know whether Modi's decision was good or not (terrorism excuse looked a bit ehh)...but the only people I really see suffering because of it is the lower class.
That shyt won't work. Anybody who's real will have most of their dirty money in US dollars or in offshore bank accounts.

It's true that the guys on the top have their stuff in the offshore accounts. But depending on who you believe, 25% or 40% or 60% of the entire Indian economy is black money. And a lot of that is from people who aren't even close to big enough to go for offshore accounts - cops and low-level government officials raking in 60,000 ($1,000 US) in bribes a month, local gangsters, company middle-management, etc. The number of guys who had hundreds of thousands cash in black money stored in their closets and buried in the ground is huge.

Now, is this going to actually get people like that? Or are they just going to pay their own bribes to bank officials and government officials and find other ways to launder the money so that it gets transferred before the deadline? I don't think anyone really knows. But it's definitely hurting the economy this month, and making day-to-day life for a lot of working class people pretty rough.




One other thing, dude I work with says that health is terrible in India because of their largely vegetarian, high carb diet. People die young there. Sanitation is probably a big part of it too. Country pushing a billion and they basically don't exist at the Olympics because no one is eating enough protein to build muscle mass.

That don't make no sense at all. :what:

There are a million reasons why health is poor in India. Sanitation, poor health care systems, pollution, poverty, mosquito-bourne diseases, and on and on.

Blaming it on vegetarianism is some :why: crap.

And they suck at the Olympics because most of the country is poor, the country's Olympic commission is a farce and athletes aren't supported at all, there isn't a big culture of sports competition in the country, and the one sport everybody does love and India is internationally competitive at is cricket, which isn't played at the Olympics.

Indian men's teams used to dominate in field hockey in the Olympics and won the gold like 8 times in a row, but that's not as big a deal anymore. There's a little bit of interest in boxing, wrestling, badminton, and soccer, but the support systems are still weak.




I'm there every couple of years, going again in January to see my sister and my little nephew.

For foreigners who don't have any reason to visit India except for tourism, I would recommend you keep to states like Goa, Himachal Pradesh, and Kerala. Jammu & Kashmir would be a lock-in, except India and Pakistan have been beefing over that state since the '40s and it's very prone to terrorist attacks.

Avoid big cities (Mumbai, New Delhi, Chennai, Bangalore, Kolkata) because they're horrible. The other piece of advice I have to give is never ever drink water unless it's bottled water. Also be wary of eating food from roadside shops, you need a local immune system to be able to handle that shyt.

When was the last time you went to Mumbai? It's become incredibly developed. A lot of it is reaching the level of other Asian megacities. I agree that you have to be a pretty seasoned traveler to hit some of those other big cities but the neat stuff is in places like Goa, Kerala, and the Himalayan states anyway.





Yeah don't fukk with the street vendors food or you could die if your immune system is weak. E-coli and Typhoid are real and drinking public water could get you cholera. the street food smells great and looks appetising but our immune systems cannot handle it.
Indians have been eating dirty food and living in squalor for many many generations so they have evolved tough immune systems.
Even in 5 star hotels you are advised to not eat fresh vegetables and salads and to stick to cooked piping hot meals.
I used to be homeless in NYC.
I can even drink Mexican tap water with no consequences.
Challenge accepted. The filthiest DC carryout with multiple violations couldn't stop me. I'm getting samosas off the street, b. I want roti made in dem skreet.
Street food is actually safer because it's fresh and prepared right on the spot in most cases. It's the restaurants you gotta be careful about...and the tap water.
The main gripe with Indian food vendors is that they handle food with their bare hands..and in a place where people shyt in the open and use their hands to clean their a$$hole with water and no soap you'd be crazy to try the food with our immune systems.

I hated seeing them handle my chapattis and breads etc with bare hands at the hotel..It was a buffet and i noticed even the afghan guys staying there would be touching a pile of bread rummaging through the entire lot with their bare hands trying to pick the slice they wanted:scust:


If you're vegetarian.

The food :blessed:

Indian food is the only one that does vegetarian dishes good enough to keep me coming back

The best meat dishes imo are Goat biriyani (which is spicy rice and goat meat) and kheema naan (which is naan bread stuffed with mince meat, herbs and spices and cheese) :ohlawd:

Word. North Indian food is way too mild for my taste. I gotta be biased though. Kerala Parotta is the GOAT

Food in and around temples tend to be better. The standards for preparation are way higher than average. Udupi is a temple town and pilgrimage site famous for it's cuisine.

Indian food is the best food in the world. :ahh:




Depends on how it was received prior to frying. I ate mostly street food in Thailand and once in Ethiopia and did not get sick.

Thai food quality actually got reformed by the government, especially in Bangkok, because they rely so much on the tourist industry. As far as "underdeveloped" countries go, Bangkok is probably the safest place to eat in the world. The average American could eat there every meal, every day, for a year and maybe get sick once at most.
 
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Diet leads to high levels of diabetes according to him. And we're talking about Indians with money who I work with not the poor.
 

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this is a fascinating thread need to get my passport game up one day
 

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Yeah I been to India....:scusthov:

Pros - :whoo:the temples looked amazing visually

Cons - :scust:Everything else.
 

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man, I went to pray Jumuah prayer at a Mosque here and I jumped on a 'Rickshaw' and was saying to the guy to take me to pray at Mosque. He takes me somewhere, afterwards it's packed, so the next rickshaw driver couldn't take me back from the route I came cause it's just after prayers and it's totally jammed, so he took me through the back - the slums.

The slums is just...well the worst smell imaginable, garbage everywhere, people in clothing that seems like they just came out of an apocalypse (dirty, torn, ripped), the houses aren't houses, they're like tents and well whatever rubbish you can find to create yourself some cover.

It's sad breh, in all honesty. So much poverty here, and no one gives a fvck.

Yeah, Dharavi. It's actually not bad compared to some of the other slums, but because it's the biggest it has the worst rep.

What can be called a "slum" in India varies a lot.





One of India's wealthiest families live in this palace

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That whole building for one family

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Living like that in front of the most deplorable poverty :pacspit:


what if you going with money tho? can you stick to upper class elite areas (shopping, clubbing, dining)

Im too much of a diva to be walking the slums n shyt

It's definitely possible to stick to upper class areas. You don't have to walk through slums if you don't want to. You'll be surprised at how some of the slums are directly next to upper-class areas though.

That one of the biggest issues I have with the Indian mentality. Class/caste solidarity is so strong that, like Sukairain pointed out, people can be wealthy as hell living next to people who are barely surviving, and 99% of the time the wealthy people don't even give a damn. A lot of the fancy high-rises where the wealthy people live even have their own slums right next to them, where all the maids and drivers and such have to live. There's a ultra-liberal "help the poor" subsection in India, which is mostly secular, and there are some Communists and some well-meaning Christians. But the majority of the wealthy only care about their own family first, and then maybe their caste, and it's not going to stretch past there.

Of course, most wealthy Americans just handle their "overcompassion" by making sure they live somewhere where they don't have to see the poor people, so it's not like they can cast stones.
 
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What can be called a "slum" in India varies a lot. Here are some of my own photos for a variety of places.



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Dude died on the railroad tracks. Photo is from the window of a room in the slum where I stayed with a family for a month. Trains passed within 10 feet of my wall. Once I was walking along the tracks, turned to cross, and almost got murked by a train that was coming up right behind me....too much time close by had desensitized me to the damn noise.


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Those are kids picking stuff out of the trash for things they can sell to recyclers.










It's definitely possible to stick to upper class areas. You don't have to walk through slums if you don't want to. You'll be surprised at how some of the slums are directly next to upper-class areas though.

That one of the biggest issues I have with the Indian mentality. Class/caste solidarity is so strong that, like Sukairain pointed out, people can be wealthy as hell living next to people who are barely surviving, and 99% of the time the wealthy people don't even give a damn. A lot of the fancy high-rises where the wealthy people live even have their own slums right next to them, where all the maids and drivers and such have to live. There's a ultra-liberal "help the poor" subsection in India, which is mostly secular, and there are some Communists and some well-meaning Christians. But the majority of the wealthy only care about their own family first, and then maybe their caste, and it's not going to stretch past there.

Of course, most wealthy Americans just handle their "overcompassion" by making sure they live somewhere where they don't have to see the poor people, so it's not like they can cast stones.

what that p*ssy like breh

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