Thread still going..might as well drop a few stories...
Banged out a white chick at a house party...never even really got a good look at her face...was chillin with one of my dudes...she walked up, threw it on me...I raised her skirt up...was like

...the ass was fat, and not fat for a white chick...fat period...
We danced for a bit, chick grabbed my hand real hard, put it between her legs...then led me around the house...somehow we end up in the garage...banged her on a dusty ass car...scust at her naked ass on this car...

...car looked like it hadn't been driven in years

...she came...said some weird white girl shyt to me and bounced...left clam chowder on the car

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In Miami, on south beach...you know how they have the restaurants on the sidewalk, right outside of the hotels...me and my friends were just walking down their looking for a bar to chill in and this one chick was eyeing me down...she eyed me down all the way until we got right next to her table on some

...bytch said "you look hungry"...took a seat...chopped it up...my boy chopped it up with her friend...then she said she had to use the bathroom...and then she said "you want me to show you where the bathroom is"

...I was like

..."But you just said...you know what yeah where is the bathroom"...they were staying at whatever hotel we were eating in front of...took me into the bathroom and straddled me...that was the cleanest fukking bathroom i ever been in...seats where just immaculate...so much so that after my leg started cramping I was like fukk it and just sit my bare ass on the toilet seat

...my homeboy should get the assist on this one though cause her friend was just about to start hating when my homebody swooped in on her and she got all


...without him i would not have been able to pull that one off
Got EXTREMELY fukked up at Sapphire in Vegas years ago...was out with some semi friends and we were drunk, doing lines, had popped some percs earlier...hit it off with this thick...i don't know what the fukk she was...not american...next thing i know she in my lap, we kissing...bytch tasted like a 3 day old band aid

...she left...came back...starting talking about going to a private room...i had just enough presence of mind to give my wallet to one of the dudes...and i only semi kinda knew these dudes so that was a risk...took me in some room and road me into the ground...was nice enough to put a condom on me though

somehow i ended up outside, then the dudes ended up outside and dude gave me my wallet...still had all my money and cards in it...they brought some strippers back to where we stayed but i just crashed out in the living room...woke up the next morning smelling like a tree sloths a$$hole
My homeboy brought a chick back to our room college year from downtown houston and her friend gave me head in the backseat...like literally her head went into my lap...and then my penis was in her mouth...I never at any point in time said one word to this chick and she never said anything to me...they were some straight up slores though cause we consistently saw them chicks damn near everywhere for our entire 4 years, getting ran through by everybody... so this one probably shouldn't count...she finished...curled up and went to sleep...we got home, got out, and left her in the car...she woke all of us up around 10 banging on the door loud as shyt...mouth all crusty

