Anyone ever had a Canada goose problem?....smh just took a massive L

[Hiphoplives4eva]

be a goose simp brehs.

 

[Dzali OG]

I know you're a animal lover and all but ...


You're going have to let your nuts hang...

Can't afford to have birds thinking You're a damn resthaven!

 

[damaddwebba]

Get a motion activated sprinkler.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Haha what

Goose Repellent Recipe​

A commercially available goose repellent contains methyl anthranilate, a chemical that is found naturally in grape juice and gives grape bubblegum its flavor. Methyl anthranilate irritates nerves in avian eyes, throat and beaks while other animals just smell grape. You spray or fog it on grass, but you have regularly reapply it, especially after heavy rains. Clever folks of Mentor, Ohio, saved themselves some money by spraying grape Kool-Aid on the grass of their public spaces.

 

[Skip2]

Get a motion activated sprinkler.

Them nikkas love water.

 

[hashmander]

this some gimp shyt.

 

[El Guapo]

Get 10 Brock Lesnars and they’ll figure it out

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

You gotta buy two or three crocodiles now. Place them strategically on your lawn and your geese problem will be solved.

so what your are saying is he needs a moat.

makes sense

 

[Gunz&Butta]

I feel you. We have a duck pond near my place. I'm guilty if throwing some snacks their way.

But even ducks can get kinda aggressive.


Just leave a bread crumb trail to another yard.

Make sure u practice your face for when ya neighbor asks y all ya damn geese are now on their property.

you so crazy

 

[Black_Jesus]

Feed them poison

 

[The Bookie]

You need to cop a peregrine falcon.



Took out 4 pelicans with zero issues.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

you need to hire her

 

[old pig]

*cough*alka seltzer*cough*

*edit*

damn...this is just a myth...I hate google

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I thought you was about to talk about the jackets...




Where the fire ants come from?

The garden hose was near their mound apparently. b*stards crawled up the hose while I was spraying the driveway and were all on my clothes. I had to stop spraying down shyt and beat myself up like I was on fire. I only got 2 bites though I think.

 

[Loken]

It looked like someone airdropped a truck trailer full of tootsie rolls on my driveway. They must've just posted up in my driveway and shytted for like 12 hours straight.