Why not drop a trail of feed out of your car window leading to the closest green space in your area, then scatter plenty for them to feast on in the same area? Then re-up on food for them in the same spot often enough for them to get the picture?
Anyone ever had a Canada goose problem?....smh just took a massive L
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Dontay Flaco
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Never feed wild animals lol! Now they know that you will feed em, now they're not gonna leave you alone. 
BaileyPark31
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I feel you. We have a duck pond near my place. I'm guilty if throwing some snacks their way.
But even ducks can get kinda aggressive.
Just leave a bread crumb trail to another yard.
Make sure u practice your
face for when ya neighbor asks y all ya damn geese are now on their property.
TrifeGod
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you can't feed geese bread if you do expect a shytpocolypse in your area..well that's what happened but you should have taken the dude chasing a goose with a shovel as a sign
They communicate rather well too..you think it's 3 or 4 in your area and the next day you might spot 10+ adults and 4-6 infants
They communicate rather well too..you think it's 3 or 4 in your area and the next day you might spot 10+ adults and 4-6 infants
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Yo dumb ass. Neighbors tried to put you on game, leading by example shooing em of and here your dumb ass go feeding em bread. That bread prolly make the shyts worse with all that gluten. Birds seem like the type to be gluten intolerant.
BaileyPark31
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First time hearing about this....
rep breh....and it doesnt mess up your grass too
It may work.
Saw a tv program that said drug smugglers spray a strong pepper on their bundles to make the dogs move along.
So a couple of months ago I bought a new crib. The neighborhood is full of lakes, so there's a lot of waterfowl in the area: geese especially, as well as ibises and ducks. I've seen people in the neighborhood chasing the geese away. I even saw a dude chasing them with a shovel one day. I'm a nature/animal lover and I have a young daughter who likes to look at them, so I tolerate them on my property and I feed them about once a day. I see the geese outside the window and go feed them bread under my tree. The know who I am and react as soon as I come outside now.
They shyt everywhere, and the whole neighborhood is full of goose shyt. I don't really care about them shytting on the grass, it's good nutrition for the grass. But I have a long ass driveway so them shytting on it is a problem. I had just been hosing it down with the garden hose extension every couple of days.
As of late, they have been on my property more and more cause it's a large yard, they get fed and see it as a safe space for them. There's about different 3 goose families I think that frequent my property. Sometimes they all hang around together and it'll be like 25+ of them outside. The other day 6 of them just pulled up and straight took a family nap in my yard.
This morning I left about 4:15 and they were like 20+ deep all over my yard and I found that strange cause I had never seem them when it was dark outside before. But when I was pulling up this afternoon the geese were there and I noticed a bunch of black debris or something in my driveway and didn't know what it was. I got closer...
It looked like someone airdropped a truck trailer full of tootsie rolls on my driveway. They must've just posted up in my driveway and shytted for like 12 hours straight. There was literally hundreds of pieces of shyt. I spent like 40 minutes spray washing black and green sludge and shytlogs off my driveway. Then I got bit up by fire ants.
But now I don't know what the fukk I'm gonna do because I've made them feel at home here. They could come by and shyt-bomb my driveway everyday if they want. You can't shoot them or hurt them in any way cause they're a protected species. I can chase them away or throw stuff at them, but they come through when I'm work everyday. I heard once they get comfortable, it's hard to get rid of them. My neighborhood has 15 lakes, including one behind the houses across the street so they're not going anywhere. I gotta look into geese deterrents. Why did I start feeding these fukkers?
Get a hawk decoy, if you have a tractor supply nearby there under $20
try to place it sittin on something and have it out before the geese get there
TrifeGod
Chasing The Dragon
We all had to learn some way or another
I fed my Oscar mad jumbo shrimp instead of "regular" food because something in my mind said "you been a good boy today imma spoil you" and I swear I thought someone took a shyt in my tank the next day as a prank
You know the shyt was big because my boy was laying down near the opposite corner of the tank
he prob thought it was a predator or tired from all that shyttingbourgeoisie tall freak
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ohhh, this reminds me.... i see fake dogs placed by the pond on some golf courses. that might work too
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Get rid of their babies
Btw it's Canada geese
Btw it's Canada geese