Anyone ever had a Canada goose problem?....smh just took a massive L

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Might wanna try sprinkling powered cayenne pepper all over your yard or mixing it with the water hose. They get a whiff of that and they might not come back. I know it works for dogs that keep sniffing around and shytting everywhere.

If that don't work, you may as well see if you can claim them on your taxes since you feeding them and providing a sanctuary.
 

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Might wanna try sprinkling powered cayenne pepper all over your yard or mixing it with the water hose. They get a whiff of that and they might not come back. I know it works for dogs that keep sniffing around and shytting everywhere.

If that don't work, you may as well see if you can claim them on your taxes since you feeding them and providing a sanctuary.


First time hearing about this....
:ohhh: rep breh....and it doesnt mess up your grass too
 

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This is gonna sound crazy, but get a sprayer and spray grape juice/Kool Aid all over your lawn and driveway. It HAS to be grape. Friend of mine works at a golf course and that's what keeps them away. There's some chemical in it that irritates them. I didn't believe it until I tried it a couple months ago. Haven't had them in my yard since.​
 

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This is gonna sound crazy, but get a sprayer and spray grape juice/Kool Aid all over your lawn and driveway. It HAS to be grape. Friend of mine works at a golf course and that's what keeps them away. There's some chemical in it that irritates them. I didn't believe it until I tried it a couple months ago. Haven't had them in my yard since.​
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This is gonna sound crazy, but get a sprayer and spray grape juice/Kool Aid all over your lawn and driveway. It HAS to be grape. Friend of mine works at a golf course and that's what keeps them away. There's some chemical in it that irritates them. I didn't believe it until I tried it a couple months ago. Haven't had them in my yard since.​

Haha what
 

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with animals see what you do is take one of them cut that throat open. pluck the feathers and get it spiced up. throw that bytch in on the grill. if they haven't left by then they should just get a plate.

but most likely they will get the message when one of their brethren is crying bloody murder.

problem solved. and you get to sample goose.
 

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This is gonna sound crazy, but get a sprayer and spray grape juice/Kool Aid all over your lawn and driveway. It HAS to be grape. Friend of mine works at a golf course and that's what keeps them away. There's some chemical in it that irritates them. I didn't believe it until I tried it a couple months ago. Haven't had them in my yard since.​

listen to this racist ass shyt :dwillhuh:

































j/k :mjlol: that’s some interesting shyt tho :ehh:

or maybe the geese really are just :mjpls:
 

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OP is a hardcore left wing liberal, so im not surprised.

Ironically, this entire situation is like socialism. Starts off with people gathering to get free shyt and ends with the entire situation getting turned to shyt.

I said before it's against the law in alot of places in canada to outright kill them...:beli: man got 2 years just for killing one up there...
 

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with animals see what you do is take one of them cut that throat open. pluck the feathers and get it spiced up. throw that bytch in on the grill. if they haven't left by then they should just get a plate.

but most likely they will get the message when one of their brethren is crying bloody murder.

problem solved. and you get to sample goose.
And go to jail for a felony? Lol no thanks.
 
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