its a strawman argument because you compared a kindegarden teacher who may have just saw dude in the classroom to a coach who actually helped Jordan become Jordan. He went to the gym early in the morning with Jordan to help with his game, and would let him stay at his house and have dinner with him often. Especially since Jordan slandered dude for decades saying that dude cut him while neglecting all that he did for Jordan.
Comparing that to a kindegarden teacher or a doc who gave Jordan some cough syrup is the definition of strawman. And no, I googled it.
Its obvious that they arent close, the point is helping those who helped you.
If anything, Jordan could just come out and say, "I dont fukk with dude," and this story is dead.