Anyone Seen this 'Why Your Team Sucks' Piece at Deadspin?

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-s...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow



Powerful stuff. This ones on the Saints chances this season.

Your quarterback: Drew Brees. Having Drew Brees as your quarterback means that every offensive possession will end in either a) a touchdown, or b) a horrific interception that Drew Brees is somehow never blamed for. When Tony Romo throws a pick, everyone shyts all over him. When Drew Brees throws a pick, Saints fans are like GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO BREESUS CAN'T DO IT ALL HIMSELF GUMBO GUMBO PO' BOY ZYDECO POLICE CORRUPTION.

Without Gregggggg Williams around to hand out under-the-table bonuses, and without Mickey Loomis' elaborate series of locker room fap cameras, the Brees Saints are like the Marino Dolphins: a team designed specifically to rack up gaudy passing stats and do absolutely nothing else useful. And, as always, the miserable bags of shyt that constitute this fanbase deserve such torment. You people can't even speak English, or any fukking language for that matter. People from New Orleans just make a bunch of noises and pray that it comes out understandable. WOOOOOOOOOO HYEHHHHHHH OODAYYYYYYYYY...

 

[nomoreneveragain]

3. Archie Manning. Archie had a completion percentage under 56 percent and threw almost 50 more career interceptions than touchdowns. Oh, but poor Archie had no supporting cast. If Archie's name were Aaron Brooks, they'd be burning effigies of him outside the Superdome to this day.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Archie was only put on Earth to breed SuperBowl winners

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

Aaron Brooks should get more love than he does, He manned squads that went toe to toe with the GSOT Rams...and won.

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Yea I've had it Bookmarked,the Falcons one is

 

[Piff Huxtable]

Deadspin is a site made by cacs for cacs

i bet the author looks like this:

 

[FreedS[ohh]lave]

Archie threw Under 56 percent? so what? lol it was such a different game then to compare it to now where you cant guard wr's and if you throw for under 60% completions your garbage is unfair

 

[Piff Huxtable]

Archie threw Under 56 percent? so what? lol it was such a different game then to compare it to now where you cant guard wr's and if you throw for under 60% completions your garbage is unfair

you right

i think the only old school QB who had "good numbers" in that era was Fran Tarkenton

 

[Arrogance.]

Aaron Brooks should get more love than he does, He manned squads that went toe to toe with the GSOT Rams...and won.

Nah I'll keep pinning that on Az-Zhair Hakim's fumbling ass

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

That was amazing....want to see what he says about my Cowboys..

 

[mozichrome]

that falcons 1

 

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that falcons 1

Atlanta is a toxic mix of Southern bro culture, indifferent sports fans, sous-chefs with pork cut diagram tattoos, meth-addled rednecks, overworked Tyler Perry production assistants, and overrated, shytty, minor league hip-hop. I know that sports talk radio is a cesspool of bad ideas, but I promise you that Atlanta sports talk radio somehow manages to bring the discourse even lower.

Not that this matters at all to Arthur Blank. Blank just got $200 million in public funds to tear down the Georgia Dome (only 21 years old and in perfectly good condition) to build a luxury stadium that looks like a pile of Magformers my kid dropped on the floor. Because Falcons fans just weren't QUIET enough before! Let's pacify them a little more with bigger TV screens and soundproof lounges! What the fukk does Arthur Blank need $200 million to build a new stadium for? He owns Home Depot. How about you drive your ass down to one of your shytty stores like the rest of us and wait nine years for a helper to cut lumber for you on the table saw, Arthur? You 1930s movie villain-looking motherfukker. I bet Blank spends his free time tying damsels to railroad tracks.

We make fun of the Jaguars all the time for having a tiny, nonexistent fanbase, but the fact is that the Jags sell 10,000 more tickets per game than the Bucs do. And the Bucs won a fukking Super Bowl! It's not just the fact that this is the worst team in the NFC South; it's that everyone involved seems content to let them stay that way. Oh, but Greg Schiano has a brilliant plan to leg whip the opposing team's punter in Week 1. REFUSE TO LOSE, GUYS.

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

this guy does them every year.

 

[FTBS]

Archie was only put on Earth to breed SuperBowl winners

He did that so Peyton and Eli didn't have to go through that.

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Having Drew Brees as your quarterback means that every offensive possession will end in either a) a touchdown, or b) a horrific interception that Drew Brees is somehow never blamed for